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fractal007
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0 posted 2001-06-09 06:44 AM


When starting out your driving career,
Be sure to avoid the use of
neurologically impairing chemical consumables.
Also, be aware of the settings on your
Multi-directional Imaging Rotating Reaction and Optical Recognition System.
Be sure to set your
brain into the correct emotional and psychological conditions
necessary for operating the complex chemically driven
mechanical system known as a car.
Finally, when steering,
place your hands at positive and negetive
sixty degrees relative to the constructed
north-south diametric line on the
two-dimensional constructed disc of the
steering wheel.
This position is lovingly referred to as
"ten and two."





Sorry, had to get that out of my system.

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh"

-- Magus

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Ina
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1 posted 2001-06-09 12:26 PM


Well again...this was some very good stuff. wow. lol.

REgina

stace_co2003
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In a dream world
2 posted 2001-06-09 12:29 PM


Frac.....you did it again. you managed to confuse me. ok....I got the fact that you are talking about a car...but um...is that all?

but it's a good job....it just really really really confuses me.....but you know me...

I'm just glad that now this rainstorm has ended, and I can see the rainbow once again.

lonely*soul
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3 posted 2001-06-09 12:32 PM


*is confused*

i wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but then i realized suicide is a crime!! :)

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4 posted 2001-06-09 07:54 PM


Haha I found this amusing. Such a complex form of explaining such a simple task. I enjoyed this. Made me smile.

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

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5 posted 2001-06-12 11:03 AM


Ahhhhhh---- I actually pimp drive
ya know laid all the way back  

hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Cherish, Ashley, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Mic

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6 posted 2001-06-12 11:06 AM


Great work Frac, I really enjoyed the read. A real mouthful but well worth the read.
Zu

the_rescue
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Japan
7 posted 2001-06-12 11:06 AM


lol right
dude I'm with aquire though
laid back man lol.

in the silence of the night I hear angels voices singing your name oh how beautiful is your name as they sing over and over.  (SPOKEN)

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8 posted 2001-06-13 01:00 PM


Um, ow, the pain in my head now... I don't think I should have read that one today. *note to self: don't read that poem when sick* I think I understood something about a car...   Good to read something that's not sad though!   Great read!

Rhonda  

"Who did that?" "Charlie and Blake." "Who's Charlie and Blake?" "Rhonda and Amy.""Great. There goes the school."

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9 posted 2001-06-14 12:10 PM


yes...the simple to complicated as i do it the other way around...i enjoyed it greatly ...bye Kevin

im addicted to passions in poetry!...are you?

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