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Internal Necrolexicon (repost/edited)
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Internal Necrolexicon (repost/edited) |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas 
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Internal Necrolexicon Each year brings another box Deeply bound with glassine locks Shivers racing up my spine As I hear my youngest whine "No mail for me? Poo!" "Angel, this one's for you." Greed overcomes her rant Ripping the tape with nary a pant Averting my eyes, I hear the scream Look to see greasy steam Mayhaps I'm mad as a Hatter But the box seems a little fatter Fearfully I open the box wide Seeing the book nestled inside Instructions For Sacrifice For You Edited by Cthulhu "But I gave last year!!!" Doesn't matter, have a beer And think of what to tell the wife About Angel and her end of life Terminal Greed, it could work I never liked the little dork Messing and whining and carrying on I'd just as soon have all of em gone But, I need them this time of year Standardized Deductions, sign here Open the cover, start to read Mind slipping, nose bleeds Insanity coming as each page turns Brain fodder for albino worms Madness and understanding link I UNDERSTAND IT, I think I'll have this done in time, no fear I.R.T. Code, present year And then I see Volume Two Also edited by Cthulhu Alicat “It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.” Charles Darwin |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
I remember this one, and yep, my turn is coming up, got it on my 'to do' list..... at the bottom *g* thanks for the smiles  |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
excellent. . . really well done. . . ----------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Thanks guys...just got my last W-2 in the mail, so now I can file with Arizona, Michigan, and Oregon, as well as the IRS. And you know that each state wants a copy of your federal return......this is gonna be 'fun'.  |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Wow, 'cat. You make money in three states? No wonder you're loaded!!  Yep, I can remember this one from last year around tax time. It should be our tax-time anthem every year.. CTHULHU for President!!! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Who is this Cthulhu editor type anyway??... Taxes done yet? You promised to do mine too, didn't ya??...  |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Um...did mine last night instead of being logged on to Passions....not that I'm saying Passions is bad, but it can be somewhat distracting when doing the advanced math some of these states require. Now I wonder if they, being the varied Treasury Departments, would allow a regular stamp with an added penny taped to the envelope..... Ok, Nanners...ready when you are....need you W-2's, SSN, EIC Schedule, Schedule A/B, blood type, religious preference, vital statistics, odometer reading, personal library inventory, both real and ethereal, travel time and accomodations from flights of fancy, and pet(s) weight, mass, and hair color. |
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