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Havin' a Ball ( But Ain't That the Point ? )
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Havin' a Ball ( But Ain't That the Point ? ) |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Stark naked , bare , it does protrude when I am in a play-ful mood . Try as I might it's here to stay can nothing make it go away ? At times it lays low for awhile but that's no good and not my style , so soon it springs back up again and puts to shame mere mortal men ! Watch out ! Make room ! It's on the rise ! Too late ! It looms before your eyes ! I must have been quite blessed at birth ! For it's like nothing else on Earth ! It's rated " R " for " really big " much larger than those leaves of fig , the part that they conceal is small there's no room to reveal it all . What can this huge appendage be that often gets the best of me ? In length and girth I swear it's true it's bigger yet than all of you ! I'd not offend this Passion's crowd so I'll confess I am endowed , not with what one track minds might think , but pen that's filled with humor's ink ! |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Rats! And here I thought you had a big nose!  (cute) |
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1slick_lady Member Ascendant
since 2000-12-22
Posts 6088standing on a shadow's lace |
ROFL....... cute (&who told "my secret" I had a gutter mind?)....giggle.....helen [This message has been edited by 1slick_lady (edited 02-07-2001).] |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Hilarious!! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Will YOU marry me???? battin' eyelashes... ROFL...I do love the good doc! |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Doc~ Absotively - posilutely ADORABLE ! LOL ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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nicolette Junior Member
since 2000-07-30
Posts 42St. Paul, Minnesota |
wonderful poem. I even got busted for laughing during class. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
PdV, Where I come from everything's big ( not like Texas though , did ya hear the one about a 55 gallon drum an' a garden hose ? ) Oh well , Thanks ! 1slick , Gutter mind my fat behind ,this didn't have you fooled one bit ! Glad you dropped by . Denise, "A rose by any other name " your kindness shines through all the same . BTW , can I still call you "d" ? serenity , Sorry gal , the missus wouldn't approve ! Not that I'd be thinkin' you'd be serious or any-thang. My condolences for your having to settle for one of smaller stature ( BIG LOL ) Marge , Well , you certainly get around don't you ? Btw, thanks so much for the forward and link to MM .It was very much appreciated . nicolette, Ah , a new reader , one of my favorites ! Hang in there , it'll either get better or worse , kinda like life , eh ? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... I love this!!! And yanno... there's no finer attribute than a great sense of humor. *G* |
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nona Member
since 2000-03-03
Posts 139Fla |
Hmmm... not sure if I need a "blotter" or a "swatter"...... bet no one stopped reading this one.....hehe can't wait to see what comes out of that pen next???..nona :} |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
suthern , Thanks , but you just wait 'till I catch that guy that's posting under my name ! The worst part is , I think he's better than me ! Doc nona, Blotters and swatters ? Hoo boy ! Sounds like a good time to me . Thanks ! Doc |
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