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Marsha
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0 posted 2001-02-05 10:56 AM






Disconnection, Computer Hell


What do you mean disconnect now?
I haven’t been connected anyhow
Why say access is being denied you?
I haven’t got access I can’t get through
Oh you stupid computer why ask me?
I haven’t got a clue what it should be
Why ask for my password over again?
You are so stupid, I’m me, the same

What is the matter oh my poor head
No don’t go blank, oh no not dead?
Are you working now I’ve been nice?
Listen useless thing take my advice
I’m being very reasonable, aren’t I?
But if you don’t want to really die
You’ll be a good computer and work
I don’t care if you’re tired don’t shirk

Now what is it? Look for the last time
I’m me the same as I was okay? Fine!
You don’t need my password it’s in
You are really getting under my skin
This isn’t funny don’t you laugh at me
Look I’ll try anything! How’s bribery?
I’m getting very cross this is no fun
That’s it I’ve had it, where’s my gun

Don’t think it so funny, do you now?
I’m not afraid to use it I know how
This double barrel would make a mess
So work or I’ll cause you some distress
All I want is to get into my poetry file
Don’t be ridiculous it missed by a mile
But the next time you shut down on me
You won’t be so reticent ah you agree!


Marsha  




Take back the hope you gave,- I claim
Only a memory of the same
Robert Browning



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serenity blaze
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1 posted 2001-02-05 11:04 AM


YOU TOO?  I've been disconnected at least SIX times this morning...ack...so thank you for the giggle....made me feel a little better. HUGS.
Aimster
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2 posted 2001-02-05 11:10 AM


marsha~

*laughing* this was really cute and
funny. and boy can we ALL relate to this
one...ahh the wonderful World Wide Web
LOL. excellent write from you, as always.

take care sweets,
amy

p.s. i was just disconnected but i got
on again! haha lol


"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten
the words."


jellybeans
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3 posted 2001-02-05 11:11 AM


thanks for the smiles, I work on computers, so yep, I know just what you mean   even when you are supposed to know what you are doing they still get the best of you *g*
Sven
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4 posted 2001-02-05 01:03 PM


LOL

this is just too funny love. . . and as someone that works with Macs during the day and PC's at night. . . it gets to be confusing!!  LOL

Wonderful. . .

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Irish Rose
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5 posted 2001-02-05 01:24 PM


ha ha ha      Loved it.

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6 posted 2001-02-05 01:31 PM


I love this!!! *G* My computer at work seems to think that internet access in the afternoon is beyond its capabilities. My begging and pleading has not persuaded it otherwise. *G* And the poor thing at home knows I won't really carry through on my threats to toss it out the window... (but only cause I'd have to go down and clean up the mess! LOL)
Nate Dogg
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7 posted 2001-02-05 01:44 PM


Cute piece but innovative and creative...I liked it!

Nathan

Marsha
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8 posted 2001-02-08 05:34 PM


Hi everyone, I will get back to you all I hope to say thank you for your kind and loving words, but I haven't really got the time to say a proper thank you. But i didn't want you all to think I couldn't be bothered I can and I do. Thank you all so much
Love and stuff
                Mushy
                  

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