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Kethry
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Victoria Australia

0 posted 2001-01-09 10:09 AM


I could be Dear Dorothy Dix
Dispense advice to get my kicks
Build a home out in the Styx
Computer-link and get paid nix

Dear Miss Dix, some would say
I need some help with my foreplay
"Well golf's a tricky game today
remember fore, before you play"

Dorothy Dix my member's small
And I can't see it… not at all
"A busy time, with cabinet in stall,
won't carry members just cause they're tall"

Ms. Dix, what to do I don't know
I have this rash that will not go
"Moderation my dear, be rash, no! No!
practice patience to comfort show."

Mrs. Dix it's hard for me
Somewhere I've lost virginity
" Virgin wool as far as I can see
is not all it's cracked up to be."

Yes I could be Dear Dorothy Dix
Misspent advice to get my kicks…



Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen.


© Copyright 2001 Lynne Dale - All Rights Reserved
Seymour Tabin
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Tamarac Fla
1 posted 2001-01-09 10:22 AM


Kethry,
Beautiful nonsense, enjoyed the read.

Marsha
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2 posted 2001-01-09 01:34 PM


Dear Ms Dix, MMM I've got this mate
And well you see it seems she's late.
Don't worry dear she's not late at all
How could she be she's before the fall

Kethry love, absoulutely divine. And don't forget the advice to the girl called Nicholess
yes tell her to keep away from trees.

Wonderful love it as always, your tasteful and always moderate friend  
               Slushy
                 xx
                   be good  


Take back the hope you gave,- I claim
Only a memory of the same
Robert Browning



Sunnyone
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since 2000-07-06
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Staffordshire, England
3 posted 2001-01-09 02:16 PM


Hi Keth.....
Yes....you could be Ms. Dix, but we love you just the way you are!!  (Loved this poem, too!!  )


Write on!
-<--<--{(@


Kethry
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Victoria Australia
4 posted 2001-01-09 03:57 PM


Sy I know! I know! it was a manic morning DUD,(done under duress) but I'd just done an acrostic for the poetry workshop and I wanted to do something readable! More or less ergo the minions got this.

Marsha,
Don't listen to my advice love, I don't know what I'm talking about.

Sunny1,
I'm glad you like me as I am because you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Be well
Keth


Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen.


tracie66
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since 2000-01-18
Posts 4713
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5 posted 2001-01-10 04:59 AM


....LOL
Oh Keth this is fantastic  
Tracie~


Love is the life of the soul...
It is the harmony of the universe



Paula Finn
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missouri
6 posted 2001-01-10 01:57 PM


Giggling.....mmmmmm Dear Miss Dix...hehehe well ya see I got this problem...LOL Keth reading you takes them all away for a time...thanks

Life's a game...but who says you have to follow the rules?



Victoria
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7 posted 2001-01-10 02:10 PM


this is so cute ms dix haa..i give it at least a six haa ....or maybe a seven haa..

                    ~V~

                


A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
- Paul Valery (1871-1945)



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