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Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


0 posted 01-07-2001 03:02 AM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy


Put on the Coffee
~~~

Early  one  morning  at  the  break  of  dawn
all  snug  and  warm
my  pajamas  were  gone
~
Like  spoons  in  a  drawer  I  snuggled  in  close
she  said  let  me  up
my  kidneys  afloat
~
The  moment  she  left  I  drifted  right  off
to  sounds  of  the  ocean
its'  breeze  gentle  soft
~
Welcome  aboard  the  slumberland  cruise
lip  locked  with  my  wife
who  else  would  I  choose
~
When  I  finally  decided  to  surface  for  air
a  much  younger  wife
stood  next  to  me  there
~
We  were  both  young  again  with  new  fire  in  our  stare
her  breath  the  sweet  essence
of  fresh  country  air
~
With  passions  aroused  we  fled  below  deck
into  each  each  others  arms
my  lips  pressed  to  her  neck
~
Her  passion  grew  stronger  her  tongue  did  I  taste
her  kisses  were  wet
and  covered  my  face
~
Her  moans  sounded  odd  and  most  out  of  place
I  opened  my  eyes
our  dogs'  snout  in  my  face
~
I  guess  I'm  not  needed  came  a  laugh  through  my  glower
I'll  put  put  on  the  coffee
while  you  take  a  shower
~~~

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Irie
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1 posted 01-07-2001 03:53 AM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie


This is fabulously funny Rex.
I'm so glad you reposted it so I could smile before bed.
Now I just hope I don't have this kind of dream. Hehe  
Thanks for the giggles
      


~Sheri

"The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first"


tracie66
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2 posted 01-07-2001 06:44 AM       View Profile for tracie66   Email tracie66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit tracie66's Home Page   View IP for tracie66

Ahhh Rex, yes I do remember this one and it's just as funny the second time round...thanks once again for posting it
~HUG~
Tracie~


Love is the life of the soul...
It is the harmony of the universe


Kit McCallum
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3 posted 01-07-2001 08:52 AM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

ROFL ... I love your style Rex! Perfect story, wonderful flow ... and an ending that left me smiling from ear to ear (woke up that way this mornin' myself, LOL!)  

Best wishes,
/Kit
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


4 posted 01-07-2001 12:00 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Sheri ... hey it's the best kind, but you need to keep your dog musseled overnight

Tracie ... glad you liked it again
thanks

Hey Kit ... Maybe your dog and my dog should get together ... then perhaps they'll spare us their spit
Denise
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5 posted 01-07-2001 10:49 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL   Thanks for the laugh, Rex!!

Denise
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


6 posted 01-08-2001 04:53 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Your welcome Denise ... I was thinking I might try writing some knee slappers again
for a change of pace
Lady Lightning
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7 posted 01-08-2001 08:08 PM       View Profile for Lady Lightning   Email Lady Lightning   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lady Lightning

Oh MY...another smile and giggle I got here...hehe Got anymore?     ~LL~

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8 posted 01-08-2001 08:46 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Just as precious a reading as the first time around...still giggling...thinking of all the times MY dog has come between a hug or more...

so I rent my grandkids for the weekend and keep the dog busy so I can get some rest! LOL!!!
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


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Lady Lightning ... actually ... no shortage ... Joke poetry used to be my specialty

Sunshine ... gotta love those grandkids ... they come in handy don't they?
passing shadows
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10 posted 04-19-2004 04:12 AM       View Profile for passing shadows   Email passing shadows   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for passing shadows

neat piece...like the style
monique
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11 posted 04-19-2004 08:41 PM       View Profile for monique   Email monique   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for monique

Hi Rex, long time no read
i had forgot about the end
good suspense

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12 posted 08-21-2005 03:36 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

Oh was that cute!  Miss your writing Rex.
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