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Balladeer
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0 posted 2000-12-28 08:39 PM


Poor LongJohn calls for warrior poems
And no more of romance.
Could it be that the Passion ladies
Won't give him a chance?

He begs for swords and wars and such,
Brave knights in cast-iron tunics
To hide the fact, in games of love,
He's nothing but a eunich!

He;s tried them all with his smooth ways
The ladies of the site
But bait he uses is so small
He never gets a bite.

"No, I need a MAN!
said Nan

"Give me DEATH!"
said Keth

SERENITY
said "No, not me!"

"Change your CLOTHES!"
said Rose

JANET MARIE
said, "Don't touch ME!"

"Please don't WHINE!"
said Poet DeVine.

Karilea
said "Pardon me?"

Martie said
"You smarty!"

Elizabeth
said "Save your breath!"

Doreen
said "You must be the ugliest, dirty bugger I've ever seen!!!

Lorelei
said "Bal's my guy!"

......and so the list goes on  


I feel sorry for my pal
He's not a frisky pup
Titanic ships and LongJohns
Have trouble staying up!  




[This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 12-28-2000).]

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Sunshine
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1 posted 2000-12-28 08:42 PM


ROTFLMAO

Irish Rose
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2 posted 2000-12-28 08:44 PM


Yes, he's tried everything but ICEberg lettuce on a spam sandwich!  

Oh, I'm laughing so hard I can't see the keyboard  

God love ya!




"Every man dies.
Not every man truly lives."
Braveheart

Kathleen


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3 posted 2000-12-28 09:30 PM


You are too funny with this.......ya know....this could be the start of something....... -SEA
Startime
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4 posted 2000-12-28 09:34 PM


OOPs look out for his sword Mr. Balladeer. Your singing may not win this battle. *giggling with delight* oh my gosh, you are so funny.
Lorelei54
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5 posted 2000-12-28 09:53 PM


I beg your pardon! he does not have problems staying up...why the other night it must have been 9:30pm!


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6 posted 2000-12-28 10:59 PM


Lorelei~
PRECIOUS !


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Mark Bohannan
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7 posted 2000-12-28 11:06 PM


ROFLMBO.............yeah, so the song of the passive pirate continues and the only sinking he shall be doing it appears is into the gallows to fetch the pegged leg of his own keg.  Way too funny my friend.
Kethry
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8 posted 2000-12-29 12:36 PM


rofl and you know the rest. I could almost feel sorry for Long John, if he hadn't so desperately asked for it.
Keth


Religion is for people frightened about going to hell - Spirituality is for people who have been there. Anon.


encre du coeur
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9 posted 2000-12-29 01:41 AM


Seems like a sailor would be be wonderful!! Ever read 'Two Years Before the Mast'???

I write with the ink of my heart.

EagleScorpion
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10 posted 2000-12-29 01:51 AM


oh just get the guy some viagra for crying out loud!
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11 posted 2000-12-29 09:09 AM


ROFLMAO... Thanks, Deer... I needed the chuckles! *S*

Long John won't sink
Into the drink
For his peg leg will float.
Still it's fitting to mention
His pleas for attention
Have really missed the boat. *G*

And considering that he already has the love and devotion of the lovely Lorelei, he gets no sympathy! LOL

Nan
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12 posted 2000-12-29 09:15 AM


Geesh - You'd think the two of you were BOTH depraved... um... deprived...

So... when do I get that MAN you mentioned???...

Denise
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13 posted 2000-12-29 09:18 AM


ROFL   Oh, my sides hurt!!

Denise

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14 posted 2000-12-29 10:53 AM


Thanks for making me smile, deer!  
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15 posted 2000-12-29 11:07 AM


ROTFL   Let the games begin! Mr Deer I'm glad to see you back to do battle.

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