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Them Thar Roses are Dead
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Them Thar Roses are Dead |
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maxtec1 Senior Member
since 2000-12-09
Posts 577Garland, Tx |
Them Thar Roses are Dead. By Richard Maxfield 3-13-2000 Then thar roses are dead My truck is blue I was a wonten to say I love you You can cut bait Or gut a fish Your all that I wont More than I wished Your cheeks are red As ripe tomatterss Not nearly as mean As pissed off gater Your hair is so fine The color is yeller All mine friends say Im one lucky feller Your hind quarters purdyer Than my gray mules butt When you stand just right I cant hardly see your gut Y-Your skin is like Fresh churned milk Just a few dents The rest is like silk With most of your teeth I shore am proud Cause people always stair When we are in a crowd The way you smell I cant rightly say It is only stronger At the end of the day Your so smart Clean through the fourth grade With an sweet heart like you A fellers got it made I shore am glad That you are mine So very purdy Urine a find |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
Last line was a bit puzzling, but the rest was durn funny!  --Linda Remember: maintaining a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will certainly annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
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Lady Lightning Member
since 2000-12-04
Posts 422Kentucky |
My Godness, Richard....I can't think of anything to say other than I'm ROFL.... ~LL~< !signature--> The way to love anything is to realize it might be lost. author unknown [This message has been edited by Lady Lightning (edited 12-15-2000).] |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
ill do anything for a Rc and a moonpie the lit'le girl said if i can take your boots off and take that hat off your head dont mess with my teased hair do as long as you ruffle my skirt and help me off with these shoes ill be you're valentine ill luv ya ..all the time help me pick some cotton wheres that swig of moonshine? pick me up in you're truck and shoot gosh if you dont ill be plum mad..if you're late or you wont just give me that moonpie ill do anything for you dont tell my hubby jake or ill tell your're little wife too A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
that put a smile on my face, the last line put an even bigger smile on my face. really enjoyed the poem. "an afixiation a fix on anything the line of life the limb of a tree the hands of he and the promise that s/he is blessed among women". Patti Smith |
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maxtec1 Senior Member
since 2000-12-09
Posts 577Garland, Tx |
Thanks for the comments. LOL I know I was in a bit of a silly mood when I wrote this poem. Can you beleive I got some people mad over this poem when I first posted it long ago. Oh well. LOl Thanks again for your time. Love and light, Richard |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I confess, I passed this one by for awhile, because..lol...you brought up still another memory for me...yep. Valentine's Day... But I am glad that I read, I thought this hilarious...and trust me, I won't be passing you by again. Total fun!!! |
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