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Toerag the Mud Man
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Toerag the Mud Man |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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(to the tune of Frosty, The Snowman, of course  )Toerag the mudman Was a real dirty crud. Since there was no snow We made poor old Toe Out of chunks of gooey mud. Toerag the mudman Used to scare the kids at play And, to tell the truth, He was quite uncouth And he's always been that way. There must have been Some horse dung in Those chunks of mud we used Cause he would smell Like holy hell As noses he abused... Oh, Toerag, the mudman, With his face of dirty brown.. Mothers, watch your young 'Lest they smell like dung Now that Toerag's back in town!  |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
hilarious haa....  ~Victoria~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL Sounds like you two are at it again! This is hilarious!Denise |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Give Toerag a bath get rid of his rash That would be nice at this time of year. Where is your compassion for your fellow man.  Santa is disappointed in you. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROTFLMBO Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?... I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound. KRJ |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Balladeer~ Singing merrily along ! You've been nipping the egg-nog ??? Cute as cute can be. Toe's gonna make mud pies and toss 'em your way !  ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*grin* bad boys playing dirty. Much love to you from me. Love I leave with you my friend whether it be in your life or of yet the essense of your dreams. http://path2riches.com |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
I read this a number of times... I finally had to find midi to play as I was reading... Oh Mudeer... you've done it again. LOL dale . |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer! Now look what you've done! You really shouldn't mess around with the mudman yanno....Just watch where ya scrape your shoes next time ya walk thru some mud...cuz I'll grow and grow and grow and you'll be haunted by me for ages....Oh wait, you always will be anyhow....never mind... |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
oh....think that we are going to have a mudparty on the blue pages.....  ((hugs)) Charisma |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
rofl!!!!!!i can't stop laughing!!! i even sang it outloud!!! arghghghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!   |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
Ha, ha, ha, a side of you I'd not yet seen since I've been here such a short time. I was going to ask you what you think Toerag would think of this, but I see he's already stepped in it...I mean stepped in to see it. You're a funny guy.So is this what January and Christmas being over does to you? Or is this your true sort 'shining' through. |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
hmm...a nice song to lighten the load... how did this all begin...maybe you could write a poem explaining it to those of us who don't know... ~Wynter "The worst prison would be a closed heart". ...Pope John Paul II |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Toerag's back and can't we tell the fun round here begins to swell post, riposte it could be hell. except... we know there's like, 'neath kiss and tell Kethry Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen. |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... how did I miss this one the first time around? I'll never be able to watch this cartoon in quite the same way again, LOL ... perfect flow Michael, well done! Best wishes, /Kit |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LMAO! Just the laugh I needed tonight to give it that extra special touch. LOL What a mind Deer! LOL Poor Toe!! Glad I caught this one, a bit late, but better than never. |
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peanut9244 New Member
since 2000-10-23
Posts 3 |
I've read funny before but that is a good one. Move over Frosty because Toerag just moved in. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
'Deer - Doesn't it tick you off just a little when you go to the trouble of writing a romantic ballad and everybody laughs? I don't know how you can be so civil to all these people. Personally, I felt this was a warm, sensitive ballad about a despicable rascal. Very sweet, too - heh |
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