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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
Some say I'm slightly syllabic, ...idiomatic I am not, Onomatopoeian, ...dialectic's what I've got, Inflected etymology, ...I've lost my lexicon, Vocabulated diatrabes, ...acronymbal on the lawn, I'll truncate all my variances, ...let's split infinitives, A capital superlative, ...malapropisms, my reprieve. Is that your participle dangling, ...there upon the floor? You look just like my grammar, ...have we ever metaphor? Once you were an adjective, ...now you are a pronoun, I ran in a pentameter, ...imabic not a noun, It's time for my sestina, ...oxymoron I've been called, Parsing gerunds on my forehead, ...kerfuffle, going bald, I had a preposition, ...conjugation was my aim, Redundantly intransitive, ...possessive she became, My car is discombobulated, ...did puncuate my tire, Alliteration with a match, ...to meter my desire. Christmastime at homonym, Some eggnog with some synonym, Parsely, sage, rosemary and rhyme, I pay my syntax April time. If odist seems nonsensical, ...sonnets will agree, My object is adverbial, ...Praise be my simile!!! I figurative it's time to go, ...causative I've talked too long, Archaically linguistic, ...no more I will prolong. [This message has been edited by Mike (edited 11-25-2000).] |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Mike....... Why in the world doesn't this have some replies.......especially from a bunch of wordaholics? This is fantastic, the way you put all the grammatical words into rhyme!! Great job, and I'm bumping this back to the top where it should be!!  Write on! -<--<--{(@ |
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Snow
since 2000-10-16
Posts 1170desert flower looking for rain |
*vbs* i really enjoyed this !!! snow |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Mike, you could have even made English class enjoyable!! Very clever!!Denise |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
Shhhhhhhhhazam!!! Now that's a mouthful!!! Great job Mike...show off...lol   I really enjoyed!! You cannot dance in the sun until you have cried in the rain~ |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Sunny1...everyone was out dusting off their dictionaries and thesauruses...wheeee!!!!< !signature--> Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?... I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound. KRJ [This message has been edited by Sunshine (edited 11-25-2000).] |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Mike--This is so clever...loved it! |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
Thank ye all kindly for the replies... glad you enjoyed my little jottings.. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Oh Kerfuffle!!! I wish I wrote this...  *gigglin' here*.. |
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BloomingRose Member Elite
since 2000-08-09
Posts 3092Florida |
Mike~ For once I am speechless... will have to search this one out in the dictionary. Gotta give you credit for stirring my curiosty! Very creative write.  Deb |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Oh, my god ! This is just hilarious ! S'cuse me sir, "have we ever metaphor?" You have me rolling with laughter !  'Parsely, sage, rosemary and rhyme, I pay my syntax April time.' You are just TOO MUCH ! I love it ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I understood this whole thing.....except for one word....What's an adjective?.....Is it something that's educational?....does it have something to do with math?.....Hell, I flunked a drug test?...How am I supposed to know?...I was considering getting a tutor for my next drug test.....what ya think?....Yea, I know....it'd probably be a waste of time and money right?....You're probably right....I could use that money better buying some more drugs or something?....(Marijuana won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya) Seriously Mike, this is a great piece of work....what's it like in English?....(one more thing...I think it's a real blessing to be able to speak in more than one language....where did you learn Latin anyhow)? [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-25-2000).] |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Mike, now my brain hurts but i did laugh. well done write on grammatically Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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