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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 2000-11-24 02:01 AM


I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m cute
Might I belong in an institute?
My hair is all wavy
My beard soaks up gravy
I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m cute

I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m funny
It’s not like I am made out of money
Actually it’s scary
I ain’t no Jim Carrey
I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m funny

I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m witty
Being married to me is more of a pity
To listen in on my banter
Swig brandy from decanter
I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m witty

I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m a good father
When so quick to the fuse I am bothered
It’s a serious thought
That youth can’t be bought
I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m a good father

I don’t know why my wife thinks that I’m tops
“it’s because he vacuums, sweeps, and mops!”
I guess that I’m pretty
I guess that I’m funny
I guess that I’m witty
Wipe a nose when runny
I love it when she verbally window shops
That’s my sweet wife, she sure makes me feel tops!!



[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 11-24-2000).]

© Copyright 2000 Walt Burns - All Rights Reserved
Kethry
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since 2000-07-29
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1 posted 2000-11-24 03:21 AM


Walt,
I think it's your way with words.
write on
Kethry


Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed?
Rex E. Alford

Weave_Watcher
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2 posted 2000-11-24 07:38 AM


Another great read   awesome!
wayoutwalt
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3 posted 2000-11-24 10:24 AM


thanks kethry and weave you are zee best
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley
4 posted 2000-11-25 09:23 AM


Had to search for this one...glad I did.      Cute!
Denise
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5 posted 2000-11-25 09:34 AM


Delightful, Walt! I'm sure you are everything that she says you are (just the good things, of course...hehehe)!!

Denise

wayoutwalt
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6 posted 2000-11-25 11:32 AM


bows bows i just write em how i think she sees em  
Mike
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7 posted 2000-11-25 12:09 PM


Walt... don't know if you are aware of this fact... but Jum Carey seems a pretty normal guy next to you...  hehe
sorry... but I do so enjoy your poems...
keep em coming...

Sunshine
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8 posted 2000-11-25 12:21 PM


I think I know....but I'm not telling...{~,^}

Karilea
If I whisper, will you listen?...
I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound.
KRJ




Paula Finn
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missouri
9 posted 2000-11-25 01:40 PM


Are you sure that she didnt get smacked up side her head at some point in her life? NAH I think he must just love you...cute
Balladeer
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10 posted 2000-11-25 01:51 PM


Easy why she thinks that.....cause you IS!!!
Rainydays
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since 2000-10-21
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11 posted 2000-11-25 02:02 PM


Well, you know we all have our quirks.  This is cute, clever and creative, Walt. Hmmm...maybe THAT'S it.  

"verbally window shops" is great.

Rainy(days)  

Poertree
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12 posted 2000-11-25 04:17 PM


awwwwwwwwww this is sweet my friend ... tell her from me she's lucky to have ya!

oh and say hi to her as well from me - its been a while ....lol

see ya soon

P

Dark Angel
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13 posted 2000-11-25 07:05 PM


Oh Walty, I am so glad I found this!
This is Terrific Walty and I echo Mike!  

Maree

"If my words could blanket the skies
and fill every corner and crevice of
this earth, still this won't be enough"
"Maree Russo"

Toerag
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Ala bam a
14 posted 2000-11-25 08:56 PM


Well Way Out....your wife thinks I'm cute too! Now then, when she starts thinking Balladeer's cute, then ya got something to be concerned about...cuz, you know, you and me both are kinda damn cute....But ya gotta watch that Balladeer and Longjohn...both of their wives have cut them down to once a month, (which ain't so bad when ya consider they've cut some of Balladeer and Longjohn's friends off all together..)...
wayoutwalt
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15 posted 2000-11-25 09:40 PM


Toe, your wife is absolutely adorable
wait a second there goes my beeper. oh toe be one minute..

thanks all!!!

Toerag
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16 posted 2000-11-25 09:57 PM


Walter....ya think my x wife's adorable? Ya want her?....With my alimony, or, at least what I give her a month, she could support you, your wife, her, and up to 10 kids?
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