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Kethry
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0 posted 2000-11-23 02:25 PM


This is a thanksgiving poem....I'm thankful I live in a different country from Toerag   . When you read the poem you'll know why  

Calling Doctor Toerag
I need a dose of charm
I've heard that ladies hold their breath
beneath your sweaty arm

When you show your art
the ladies, all will swoon
I heard that when your poems start
they color blue, the moon

In your presence ladies faint.
What is that? Forsooth!
Is it that you bleed them dry
with your single tooth

Dr Toerag who are you?
although you seem a hero
in checking qualifications
I found that you had zero

I heard that when you pass by
you're dazzled by the stares
of the lovely ladies
eyeing off your three long hairs

I've heard you are a wonder
I don't want to sound so mean
I was simply wondering
about your personal hygiene

You're not a doctor, not at all
but by the heavens above
the way you reel those ladies in
you could be doctor Love.

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Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed?
Rex E. Alford


[This message has been edited by Kethry (edited 11-24-2000).]

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inot2B
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1 posted 2000-11-23 04:49 PM


Very funny,   you do pose a good question. What does he have that all the females just can't get enough of?        
Charisma
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2 posted 2000-11-23 04:55 PM


yes who is dr Toerag....you make me curious, is he a real ladykiller....omg...  

think that you captured him quite well, don't know him so good, but your words make me curious to know now.

((hugs))
Charisma

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3 posted 2000-11-23 05:26 PM


Kethry, I love these fun ones of yours, and this is excellant. Another one that makes me laugh like a drain. (Sort of gurgling noise,   ) although in my case it's a lot louder. Great work as always.
Take care
              Slushy Mushy
                    


Take back the hope you gave,- I claim
Only a memory of the same
Robert Browning

Kethry
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4 posted 2000-11-24 02:48 AM


Thanks everyone.

See Toe I'm lining em up for you, now you owe me big time.  
Kethry


Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed?
Rex E. Alford

Kethry
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5 posted 2000-11-24 03:55 PM


For those of you not in the know. There has been an ongoing (friendship) male bonding between Balladeer, Toerag and Long John Ag.
As Toerag has called himself doctor see
http:\\netpoets.com\pip\Forum42\HTML\002484.html
and Long John is not here to defend see
http:\\netpoets.com\pip\Forum42\HTML\000273.html
I thought I would carry the flag until his return.
Now wasn't that clear as mud?
Be well
Kethry
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Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed?
Rex E. Alford


[This message has been edited by Kethry (edited 11-24-2000).]

Balladeer
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6 posted 2000-11-24 09:53 PM


Toerag a doc?
That's a croc!
He couldn't save a flea!
The only reason
they find him pleasin'
Is curiosity!

How can a guy
With just one eye
Be appealing to some?
Everyone knows
by holey clothes
The guy is just a bum!

But it is real
He has appeal
With ladies from the south
Don't ask me why
He's just a guy
With a C-note in his mouth!

Toerag
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7 posted 2000-11-25 10:51 AM


Yassee how Balladeer picks on me?...and if I should, (by some very lucky slim chance) write something with the least bit of talent, he or Nan just erase me?.....whatta life! (ROTFLMAO AT BOTH KETHRY AND BALLY)

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-25-2000).]

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8 posted 2000-11-26 11:42 AM


Toe... ya see this? *G* LJA gets to sit back and look innocent while Kethry does his dirty work for him! LOL

Great job, Kethry. *S*

Bal... But trying to get him to sing is a chore, no matter how clear the notes! LOL

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