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Admirers - to help Balladeer smile
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Admirers - to help Balladeer smile |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia 
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A hundred men fall at my feet The oil helps; it works a treat A thousand say I'm beautiful They've been listening to my bull Ten thousand men offer hearts Everyday in supermarts A million men are stuck on me I work in a glue factory Wise men give me praise and flowers They've found it shuts me up for hours Men fall upon my rhyme, my sword To bore their pants off, my reward. Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Broken_Winged_Angel Senior Member
since 2000-04-06
Posts 994Small Town, Somewhere |
Well done...if this doesn't make Balladeer smile, I don't know what will...  |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Kethry, this certainly made me smile, in fact it made me laugh like a drain. Wonderful it really is. Love this one I really do. Take care Slushy Mushy  Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
A million men are stuck on me I work in a glue factory *smiling* now tell me where that factory is...a million men huh?????? ~Wynter  "The worst prison would be a closed heart". ...Pope John Paul II |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Sunny1, Thanks, I'm glad it made you smile anyway. Mushy, thanks. How do you laugh like a drain? is that like sleeping like a log? Nkedthoughts, Thanks. Now that would be telling and I'm not good at sharing Be well Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
loved it!!!!!! "When red-haired girls scamper like roses over the rain-green grass, and the sun drips honey."" Laurie Lee Kathleen |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
loved it!!!!!! "When red-haired girls scamper like roses over the rain-green grass, and the sun drips honey."" Laurie Lee Kathleen |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
she writes with wit so all may hear her arrow is aimed at the heart of 'Deer she would succeed with her wit if she could just get 'Deer to sit but instead he's out and about he doesn't even hear her shout so it's our duty nay, our chore to keep this at top forevermore.... Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?... I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound. KRJ |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Irish, thanks for the double bump. You could have waited until it was on page five.  Sunshine, Shameless you! lololololololololol Be well Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
What a treat for us all to be able to share in this "SHAMELESS" hunt for the "DEER". Loved it my friend. I don't think you will need oil and glue to keep him around but I would watch out for all of the other women out there after his "GENTLEMEN'S" charm. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
ROFL!!!! Ok, ya got me to smile..When I said I wanted to cement Our friendship, what I really meant Was love, not glue, my Aussie gal You don't need glue to be my pal. I'd love to have you, friend of mine, But I just hate to stand in line! When the crowd thins out, give me a call Let's see if you can take my all |
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Daniel J D Senior Member
since 2000-10-01
Posts 1471Hillcrest, Queensland, Australia |
Kethry, What a way to start my day. Thank you, and well done. Respond to my call and let the waves of my heart fill your life with the wonders of love (Daniel J D) |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Kethry, Kethry, Kethry. . . You've done wonderfully with this one. . . made me smile too!! ----------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Boy are we gonna have fun on that picnic..if you're that crazy now... wait til I get done with you...you're gonna be a nut!! What kind of wine did you say you liked?? If this doesn't make Balladeer laugh then nothing will.....great stuff Keth keep'er comin kid...........ethome |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Mark, they sat "gentlemen prefer blondes", so I should be idea, except for the large bald spot on my head where my hair was pulled out after clawing my way to the front of the deer hunting queue. Daniel, I'm so glad I could make you laugh, I always say a smile a day keeps the doctor away. Where is that Toerag anyway? Sven, I think you just wore out my name. Now I have to find a new one. How about Bolivar Randyshanks? Yeah that's a good name. You could call me weevil for short. ethome I like the whine of love. Deer, Well I've already had all I can take of you, so anything else is a bonus. Be well Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well, I don't know if you cracked old Balladeer's cheeks with a grin, but ya sure got mine gal....This was quite good and I enjoyed a laugh early this morning |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Thanks Toe, appreciate the kudos, especially from a master of the tongue in cheek as you. Btw your son writes as well as you. Be well Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
yahoo Kethry!!! what a funny bard ya ard!!!  Hate is a dead thing. Who of you would be a tomb? -Kahlil Gibran |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
well you got me to smile as well |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Reb, Thanks for stopping by I'm a funny bard it's not so hard put my tongue in cheek an tahk lork theeeth. kaile,thanks. Glad I could make you smile. Be well Keth Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
 ~~~~~`SMILING~~~love it!!! Charisma |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Charisma, thank you, loved the graphic. I'm going to steal it. Be well Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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