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Dr. Toerag At Your Service
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Dr. Toerag At Your Service |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hi, I'm Dr. Toerag, Where exams are all on sale, I'm certainly an expert, At spreading "old wive's tails" Dr. Toerag at your cervix, (I mean service) Where breast exams are free, No reason to be nervous I may not charge a fee! My stirrups are golden plated My tools are never cold, My skills are underrated, I won't be undersold! |
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Ron K. Fox Senior Member
since 2000-10-24
Posts 925 |
LMAO....Don't be meek...I'll just take a peek... come back for your results...in about a week. Tossing words like wishful coins into the deep well of an open heart. R. fox |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Gee, and I'm overdue for a checkup! *S* |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
And what are your hours? I'd like to make an appointment.  |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
So basically what you are saying here is that you like old wives, your hands are booby traps and you're cheap...this is all common knowledge  /////and, from what I've heard about your tools, they can only be used for microscopic surgery!  Don't let him fool ya, ladies..Where Toerag is concerned, MD stands for MilkDud! (but you did get me to laugh myself silly with this one! ROFL!! Welcome back, retarded wonder! |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
You got my attention when you said your tool is never cold. I checked around and found your license had alot to be desired. I hear when you do a pap the ladies sit in your lap. I also have read your only an expert at breast exams because you were never weaned!! |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
Darn! I KNEW I should have chosen experience over liscence. That'll show me next time, huh. "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
LOL's Doc! |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
I'm ashamed to say I'm not familiar with your poetry! What have I been missing? This is hilarious. Makes me yearn for the elevator!!!! (at the Dr.'s office that is) "When red-haired girls scamper like roses over the rain-green grass, and the sun drips honey."" Laurie Lee Kathleen |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Hiya darling: You landed right in front of me..*g* Thanks for the smiles, as always.. Big HUSG |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL! Toe leave it to you to come up with this!! Warm tools, warm bod, warm mind...  LOL I'd like an appointment too.  |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
HEY... You got ToePractice Insurance???;;;  |
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Temptress
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
ROTFLMAO!! Hmmm...Sounds like a quack to me, but I DO like Milk Duds! |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
What a laugh!! Thanks Toe, I needed that.  Dee |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
He he sounds like a good business....and it does'nt take long to get a degree..... fun to read!!...ethome |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Toe, doctor, doctor I'm feeling ill I forgot to take the pill a gynealogical exam is my best bet am I pregnant...no not yet hey I like those stirrups they look fine what's that you're doing...that piece is mine don't touch me there I'm ticklish you know oh there are fireworks... now that's a show the payment of bill I've no money you see and I only pay... cash on delivery. Kethry Growth demands a temporary surrender of security. Gail Sheehy |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
poetic malpractice ya malcontent ya...!!! (big slap on the back) good to see ya buzz!  |
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SEA 
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Dr. Toe~ I do believe I'm in need of an exam!! -SEA |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Where the hell were you when I needed you? LOL. A visit to you would have made my birthday heavenly... the doctor I went to gave my old tail plenty of shots, but left me feeling sorry for myself and not the least bit exhilerated. *G* But he did say I need a complete physical... Do you have any appointments available? PLEASE schedule me! *G* Great poem, Toe... and so good to see you around! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Doctor Toe~ Where'd ya' go ? Gonna let Balladeer get away with such funny stuff and not charge him extra for the bruises ? You sure left us giggling ... Get back here ! NOW !  ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hope all of you are doing well...thanks for responding to this silly little thinggie.... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Howdy, stranger! *G* I tried to get an appointment with you... but was told you were booked for years??? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
No, I have been booked before though?...And later released...How are ya? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yo Ruthie....where'd ya go? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Sorry, sweetie... the only way I can see new messages on this ole dinosaur is to log out of AOL... it's time consuming... but well worth it to actually get to talk to you! SMOOCH! By the way.... if I book you, don't expect mercy! LOL Plan on that being a LONG incarceration! *G* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
This computer won't let me into email, but where are you now? What are you doing? I'll be watching my brother's over thanksgiving and will have access to all those four days...you be around? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I'm at home... grinning like a fool... can you guess why? *G* I hate that you can't access email... I miss you bunches! But if you can access over Thanksgiving, I'll do my darndest to be planted in this chair as much as possible... can't wait!!! Can you call? Do you have my numbers with you? SMOOCH! If not, just let me know how long you'll be around... I'll gladly continue my log on/log off routine! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I was just on my way out when I thought I'd check in here, but I'll be on over Thanksgiving a good bit....have a good day and I'll check ya then |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
You take care, sweet cheeks... And if you find yourself with some free moments over Thanksgiving, just let me know... my car is itching to head east and I have 4 days off! *G* SMOOOOOOCH! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I guess you had to leave... so I'll stop confusing the perpetually-confused AOL by logging on, quickly reading and posting, logging off and starting over (Okay... so AOL isn't the only one confused. *G* I AM blonde! LOL) Thanks for being patient with me... I know how difficult patience is! LOL I didn't have any Thanksgiving plans... so those days are yours for emailing, poems, or a quick visit... your choice. *G* Either way, I'll find a way to nag you... and always enjoy you. *G* Take care, dearest... SMOOCH! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
One more thing... *G* (with apologies to anyone trying to wade through all my comments... but Toe is used to the fact that my thought processes are less than coherent *G*... and my tenuous dinosaur/PIP connection won't let me edit) You know I'll do anything to plead my case. *G* So... when you consider whether you'll have any free time or not... remember that the satsumas are ripe! LOL. SMOOCH! |
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