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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 2000-11-05 12:57 PM


I was drivin down the road just a weavin and a waggin
Cadillac-ing through the town my Saturn kinda saggin
With my purple polka dotted dice and my lil brass monkey
I downed my thirteenth candy bar I think it was a Chunky
Then I noticed in the mir' a cop car did appear
So I thought the po-lice, man, I ain’t had any beer
They pulled me over o’er the dilation in my eyes
They pushed me to the pavement we couldn’t even compromise
They stuck me with a needle on my finger I felt a prick
They said to each other we gotta get him downtown quick!
As I stood before the judge the bailiff gave me a nudge
Son, Your Honor said, you just gotta eat less fudge
So I walked myself home and told momma my sorry tale
She said my poor baby then she poured some ginger ale
To cheer me up she read me, my favorite poetic gem
Twas a lil poem someone wrote bout playin baseball MnMs!!




[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 11-05-2000).]

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1 posted 2000-11-05 01:56 AM


You got CHUNKY'S for Halloween?  I'm coming to YOUR neighborhood!!! yer so cute...and ya just reminded me of the Milky Way bars in the freezer...ouch...

thanks alot.  LOL and hugs, walt.

Marge Tindal
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2 posted 2000-11-05 02:02 AM


Walt~
And I confess to be a Walt-A-Holic !
This is delightful, as usual.
~*Marge*~


~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Butterflies_dont_cry
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3 posted 2000-11-05 07:15 AM


Wellsers...Sounds like you had a case of the
"chocolate'll fix dem blues"...you awesome
sugar weaver!! *Cheers* from my cup of
Carmel Groove Latte` oooooh YUH! I just
can't concentrate till my pupils dialate  

Ron K. Fox
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4 posted 2000-11-06 07:30 PM


Chocolate I love, chocolate I need
I'll dance for it, prance for it,
Just for a feed
Don't talk of vanilla,
Or else I'll just slap yer
Sometimes I get so excited
I eat it still in the wrapper!


Tossing words like wishful coins into the deep well of an open heart. R. fox


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5 posted 2000-11-06 07:53 PM


love chocolate too...and i just adore this fun poem walt..

               ~Victoria~


A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
- Paul Valery (1871-1945)


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6 posted 2000-11-06 08:53 PM


Walt, I can always count on you for a Snickers!  
vlraynes
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7 posted 2000-11-06 09:00 PM



Walt-
   hey...i'll trade you two
   snickers and a kitkat for
   one of those chunky's...lol.
   mmmmmmmm...chocolate.  
  
   love this, Walt!!  
   very fun  

   -vicky




"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet."
-vlraynes



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