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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 2000-10-30 11:07 AM


Every Halloween my two favorite poet dudes come and stay inside of me. They absolutely refuse to write anything though. They have come back to visit and they finally agreed just to say hello...(Benny wanted to make some joke about privates but Edgar stopped him thank goodness)  


I like to dress up as women!
I declare with much bravado
Rather a keg of Heineken
Then a cask of amantiado.

Hey Eddie! Come out from the dark
Chaps here want a good story.
Make it twisted, with a little pinch
Of pretty girls bloody and gory

Mr. Hill quit slapping my head
I’ve a headache and you’ve helped grow it.
If we must share this bedamned body
Take your giddiness and just stow it

Quit saluting! Quit saluting!
With your hand up in the air.
Chasing lasses o'er creation
Slapping their near bare derriere.  

You're such a frumpy, dumpy,
Bloody, boring, poet-dope
Here for you two nice big fruits
Both my favorite: cantaloupe

Mr. Hill you have a tell-tale heart
You are kind, fun loving, and sweet!
Eddie Poe you have such a heart
Sinister and frightful to those you meet.

It’s Halloween, we haunt this body
Poe's adorned us with masque of red death
Benny here thought it'd be real smart
If he added cigar smelling breath

We’ve poe-sessed this passionate poet
Did you know Poe must have his sugar?
We rap on your door, forevermore
Wearing cute skirt and fake green booger

Benny quit slapping my head!!




[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 10-30-2000).]

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1 posted 2000-10-30 11:13 AM


ROFLMAO!!! I loved watching Benny Hill!!   -SEA
inot2B
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2 posted 2000-10-30 11:49 AM


Ok, I liked it till you got to Benny. Hopefully after halloween they will leave you.  Oh what type of dress do you like to wear?
Rainydays
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3 posted 2000-10-30 11:52 AM


Way out there, Walt! So silly and brilliant all together, you're a pip! and this is great! Thanks!

Rainydays

wayoutwalt
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4 posted 2000-10-30 01:49 PM


somebody that don't like benny hill man i didnt think i'd come across one of those hehe thanks guys yuh
Jamie
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5 posted 2000-10-30 02:09 PM


Man does this ever suck!---oooops wrong poem..sorry--uh this is pretty kewl--Yuh, that's it.



Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".



wayoutwalt
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6 posted 2000-10-30 03:14 PM


thanky jamie you little suckling you..hehe yuh
Corinne
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7 posted 2000-10-30 03:34 PM


You nut!

Er, rather, You NUTS!

Corinne

wayoutwalt
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8 posted 2000-10-30 06:38 PM


corinne thank you duh dump
Alicat
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9 posted 2000-10-30 09:55 PM


Walt, this is too much...ROFL
Love Poe, love Hill....I'm just thanking my lucky stars you didn't have Ginsberg and Silverstein in there with you as well...although I'm quite sure the result would be something to Howl at Where the Sidewalk Ends in the house with a Light in the Attic.  

Ron K. Fox
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10 posted 2000-10-30 10:19 PM


Walt, bennie, eddie whoever...Nice and twisted...only 3 times as much...great yuh

oh yeah, walt, if you still have a sudden urge for wearing make up...they didn't leave your body. well at least one didn't. later yuh

Tossing words like wishful coins into the deep well of an open heart. R. fox

Paula Finn
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11 posted 2000-10-30 11:49 PM


You are DEFINITELY twisted...Walt?...hey Walt?...GET OUT OF MY CLOSET!!!!!!!Thats MY dress dude...
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12 posted 2000-10-31 06:52 AM


LOL Walty, this is goooood  
loved Benny Hill  
you did great, my friend  

"If my words could blanket the skies
and fill every corner and crevice of
this earth, still this won't be enough"
"Maree Russo"

Kethry
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13 posted 2000-10-31 07:19 AM


Benny, Benny
dreams are two a penny
get out of my closet get up to the hill
halloween is waiting and Poe is here still
Loved the poem. yuh. yuh.
Kethry


Growth demands a temporary surrender of security.
Gail Sheehy

wayoutwalt
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14 posted 2000-10-31 08:46 AM


hehe thanky yuh
Justbleu
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15 posted 2000-10-31 10:29 PM


Yuh!!!!  
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

  

Bridgette  


"Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown


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16 posted 2000-10-31 10:37 PM


Definitely ... WALT !
Maybe a little further out !  
~*Marge*~


~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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