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Open Poetry #10

A Crazy Bunch

PoetInDisguise
New Member

since 2000-10-23

Posts 1

0 posted 2000-10-23 04:03 PM

To the tune of The Brady Bunch

It' the story
Of a man named Balladeer
Who was always chasing
The very lovely women
He could not get none
The reason's simple
As a lover he's a lemon

It's the story
Of a man named LngJhn
Who was always kicking
Kitties in his yard
The cats had no fear of him
With only one leg he can't kick hard

Now here comes ToeRag
With his swollen member
Which is very microscopic in size
These three friends fight
In this forum
With every poem spreading more lies

A Crazy Bunch
A Crazy Bunch
In this forum
You can read
A Crazy Bunch

by PID
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[This message has been edited by PoetInDisguise (edited 10-23-2000).]

Eskendale
Junior Member

since 2000-06-16

Posts 17

1 posted 2000-10-23 04:12 PM

rotfl

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

2 posted 2000-10-24 03:16 AM

A newcomer to the stakes. Welcome and wear your armour at all times to protect your heart. Good write.
Be well

Growth demands a temporary surrender of security.
Gail Sheehy

Daniel J D
Senior Member

since 2000-10-01

Posts 1471
Hillcrest, Queensland, Australia

3 posted 2000-10-24 04:11 AM

Hmm!! Welcome to Passions.

Irish Rose
Member Patricius

since 2000-04-06

Posts 10263

4 posted 2000-10-24 05:27 PM

well, all I can say is watch out!
remember lemons loved to be squeezed,
most men really have three legs

and in verse there are no lies!!!
(welcome, by the way)

"When red-haired girls scamper like roses
over the rain-green grass,
and the sun drips honey.""
Laurie Lee

Kathleen

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