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What's your name
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What's your name |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
Once upon a time there was a little girl that went to school one day. She just wanted to be with other kids to have fun and play. Then in class the teacher asked of each child their name. She waited for her turn and recited without shame. I am pleased to meet all of you and my name is Happy Butt. The teacher said angrily, I won’t have that kind of smut. The other kids all laughed and knew she was in deep trouble. The teacher walked her to the Principal's office on the double. He then asked her, please tell me, What is your name? He too, was shocked and had never heard of such a thing. I’ll call her mother on the phone and get to the bottom of this. Her mom answered and told that him her name was Gladys. Thanks. She said her name was Happy Butt, and that’s why I gave you a ring. Her mother said, “Happy Butt, Glad Ass. It’s the same thing.” |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
GROAN!!! You trying to steal my job, here Melton? LOL...geez. |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
OMG...ROTFLMAO...the very LAST thing I was expecting...you absolutley made my day |
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