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Balladeer Should "Diet
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Balladeer Should "Diet |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
It was truly quite an awful sight, It happened late on Saturday night, After a night of drinking, Just an hour before daylight. Balladeer had to pee, But couldn't find his spout, He'd grown a large spare tire yassee, His belly stuck straight out. His wife suggested quietly, "Honey please just listen to me, I think that you should diet, You're as wide as Tennessee." Balladeer heard her plea, But didn't agree to "diet", It wouldn't matter what color it was, He still wouldn't be able to find it! |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Oh, you do like to live dangerously, don't you? Let's not be too hard on him until after the holidays! Kathleen |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
I had to send him an e-mail... as though he needed any tips. dale Writing isn't just something I do, it's something I am... To write of feelings that touch all hearts in some manner is my greatest delight. *Marge |
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Rosemary J. Gwaltney Senior Member
since 1999-08-26
Posts 997northern mountains, Idaho |
Welcome back, you seasoned rascal you! I remember you, you scalawag! Carry on, oh ship of state, oh onion strong and great!!! |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
ROFL...OH my Toe....you are a pro at these!!! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Thanks for thoughts yall.....you're far too kind......as am I .....especially to my two dear friends LongJohn and Balladeer......someday I'm gonna be mean to them like they are to me......LOL |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Toe~ Come sneaking in here like a thief in the night and attack the missing Balladeer ! What an endearing scalawag you are ! Why neither of those fellows could find anything bad to write about you. Could they ????  Deer will really be gunning for ya' after this one. Come on, Balladeer ... ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com [font size="1"] |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
ROTFL!! You people are gonna keep me up all night giggling. Cute Toe..Cute..maybe you should offer your friend some help? errr...Did I say that? Geesh..It IS late..  My name isn't Baby, and I don't want to cyber. |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Yes, this is going to be too painful to watch, does he know it's deer hunting season?  Kathleen |
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kitkat Senior Member
since 2000-01-11
Posts 878Nova Scotia |
*giggling* how I love reading your poems. Can not what for Balladeers reply..lol..you guys are just so funny. |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
I am ashamed of you! Where, were you hiding to see all of what was going on in Balladeer's house? Surely you weren't under his bed. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Who'd have thought that all that Spam Would leave ole Deer in such a jam? Looks like he'll be joining me In swearing off dear Sara Lee! *G* Diet's a four letter word But my girth is quite absurd It's too bad these dern spare tires Won't just leave! No it requires Effort and great sacrifice To have a hope of looking nice. Why can't mine be Firestone... Disintegrate, and just be gone? On the other hand... there's lightning in these thunder thighs. LOL. This is great, sweets... and if my reply duplicates, it's because my computer is trying to nap... don't blame it on blonde. *G* |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Laughing again, m'friend...and suthern...she's got style, does she not? LOL...much fun! |
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