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Balladeer and the Underhanded OBGYN
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Balladeer and the Underhanded OBGYN |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer had a problem, It concerned this little "drip" He consulted his buddy LongJohn, Cuz the drip just wouldn't quit. LongJohn told him 'bout this doctor, That could cure his little drip, Made Balladeer an appointment, Said it wouldn't hurt a bit. He went to the doctor that morning, Arrived at half past nine, He must of read that magazine, At least a hundred times. You'd think that he'd be happy, When they finally called his name, But he didn't know what was in store for him, When he got up in the saddle of pain- He got them "OB-Gee why me..blues "Oh nurse who is that masked man? I can hardly see his eyes, It's tough to let a stranger, Take a gander tweenst my thighs, He tellin' me some joke and expectin' me to laugh, But I lost my sense of humor, When I got up on this torture rack.... I got them OB...Gee why me....blues Balladeer was mixed up.. "What are these stirrups for?" LongJohn made this appointment, For a check up...nuthin more? The doc said please scoot up, Then he said scoot back, "You must keep these things in the freezer! What the hell was that!?!" My feet are in the stirrups, Wish somebody else was in my shoes, "What the hell's a pap smear?" I really am confused?" I'm gonna get that LongJohn, I'm gonna get him real bad, For sending me in for a pap smear, With that doctor named Toerag! |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
TOE ! So graphicly correct - you'd think you'd been there ! LOL ! LOL ! LOL !  You are a delightfully crazzzzzzzy man ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Thank you Margie.....I'm am crazy, but delightfully nuts......Hope you're doing well..... |
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Wilfred Yeats Member Elite
since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704Wilmington, Delaware |
LOL - you made me think of at least 6 jokes - none of which I can tell here |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Has he seen this yet!  Kathleen |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
ROFL....Just can't get the vision of 'Deer in stirups out of my mind....   I'll never be able to look him in the eye again  |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL! Hillarious Toerag! Thanks for the laugh! *Krista Knutson* "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." -Confucious |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
ROTFL! Geesh..I'm in tears here. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!! I love this! But now I know that Long John's sabbatical isn't, as he claims, well deserved... it's well advised! LOL |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
This is just fantastic!!! Sure nuff! and you did manage the details very well...I once had the appalling experience of falling asleep in that position while waiting for the doc...lol...how embarassin'! Must have been all that muzak...sure wasn't the blues! |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Uh-huh.........I thought I saw you in the doctor's office yesterday!!!! Hey....it's good to see a man who knows about the torture that we females have to endure!!!! Great fun to read!!  Follow your dream! |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
ROFLMBO-Excellent roasting as you bind him in the rack. Can't wait for him to get back and see this one. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Thank you all for the kind words...where does Ball-a-deer and Longjohn hang out now a days?...... |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
They hang out at the Obgyn, Kathleen |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Buzz -- you were never funnier man... (and isn't it a shame?) rofl  |
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