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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 2000-10-11 08:27 AM


Watch out for the Barbed-Wire Timmy!!!


Snow comes round these parts
Per four years falls an inch
I never made use of truck
To pull my car with wench

We could host Olympics
Four years we’d light the fire
Ski down the rolling hills
Stearing clear of barbed wire

Sloshing through cruddy, icky,
Muddy, tar tasting snow
Don’t eat it if it's yellow
Hehe, I really had to go

Angels don’t take showers
I don’t think that’s e’er been said
But I just can’t believe
Snow is dandruff off their head

“I’m dreaming of … White Christmas
…every Christmas card I write”
My greetings to friends up north
Their chatter is my delight

Then, sigh, no snow days e’er
When it snows we’re unprepared
Ever see a suth’ner run
From light flurries we are scared

Slushies, flurries, blizzards
Are desserts in my town
If they ever came to be
In Mexico I’ll be found!




[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 10-11-2000).]

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BSC
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1 posted 2000-10-11 08:36 AM


HEHEHE Walt - Living in the snow belt just a few miles from Buffalo, NY, where we get four inches an hour....uh, slushies, flurries, BLIZZARDS....just another day 'round here.  Love this one!  Bonnie
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2 posted 2000-10-11 08:49 AM


Oh Walty, this is excellent heheh, especially loved this part ......

loshing through cruddy, icky,
Muddy, tar tasting snow
Don’t eat it if it's yellow
Hehe, I really had to go ...  

LOL  you crack me up!
I loved it
Maree



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and fill every corner and crevice of
this earth, still this won't be enough"
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Butterflies_dont_cry
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3 posted 2000-10-11 08:50 AM


LOL...loved this WOW!  and yuh it's wayyyyy to cold out to stand in the sun today!!!  Don't ya just love it when the hairs in your nose freeze...yuh it's a great place to live!
doreen peri
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4 posted 2000-10-11 08:52 AM


LOL.... you're a trip, walt! loved the title...

especially  got a kick out of the angels stanza  

wayoutwalt
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5 posted 2000-10-11 12:58 PM


all ye gals commented as of this are ye freezing yur patooties i am sitting with no heat on in shorts and no shirty
vlraynes
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6 posted 2000-10-11 01:10 PM



Walt-
  ROFL...this is too funny.  I like
  it alot.  Not much snow here in
  Phoenix either...lol.  

  -vicky


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heart, you have not truely met the poet."
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[This message has been edited by vlraynes (edited 10-11-2000).]

Victoria
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7 posted 2000-10-11 03:12 PM


another good one walt..always entertaining haa..
Dee
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8 posted 2000-10-11 04:01 PM


Walt, your titles always pull me in, and I'm glad they do. I never know what I'm gonna get with your poems. this time I got a good laugh.
Dee

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9 posted 2000-10-11 05:27 PM


Cute, Walt..Too cute.  
I loved this..especially the part about the southerner running from flurries.  

wayoutwalt
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10 posted 2000-10-11 06:37 PM


thank you guys i'm only trying to relate yuh
WhtDove
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11 posted 2000-10-11 11:50 PM


ROFL Walt! Your such the comedian!!!

Love the title, loved the poem! Ya did good writin the snow one even though yuh's don't get it.  

I know how it is with you suth'ners. LOL
When I lived in Ga. and they called for snow, oh man the store shelves got wiped out. LOL and growing up in Illinois, there snow was NOTHING.  LOL Thanks for the laugh walt-a-roo!!

WhtDove
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12 posted 2000-10-12 12:27 PM


LOL Walt if your icq didn't pick the damnest time to quit working LOL...I've messaged you 3 times and it's not going through. I sent you an email and had someone else try to message you as well, and theirs wouldn't go through either.  
Nan
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13 posted 2000-10-12 07:09 AM


Yeah - But does it snow in Mexico???
and forty floors is one large patio... You practicing for the Olympic Long Jump???

Dr.Moose1
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14 posted 2000-10-12 07:42 PM


Hey , Way Out,
Just got back from a little trip up around Lake Placid N.Y. , you woulda loved fishing in the blizzard we had there !You is da good humor man !
Doc

cruz
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15 posted 2000-11-05 10:16 AM


Maaaan!  we might be renecks?!@!#$ yellow, what about, brown and black?

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