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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 2000-10-05 01:35 AM


The cue cat was so mighty
The new cat on the block
He need not say he was the boss
He’d clean your internal clock

The cue cat: a one cat house cat
No two cats would get along
They’d cross beams with cue cat fight
Your browser would be all wrong

I scanned a pack of Red 100’s
Twas sent to Phillip Morris
I scanned a U.S. textbook
James Garfield was in the chorus

I scanned my marriage indeedy
It’s kinda Rocky it is known
You know what kinda site I got
All bout Silvester (Sly) Stallone

The cue cat is up all hours
That’s why its eye is red
The cue cat stares at mouse all night
I wonder what is said

“There is no cue cat kitty box"
"Well there aint no cream cheese pie”
“I have no craving to kill you mouse
But I can always make a try”

What’s next in line a dog that barks?
With buttons there to press:
“Sorry pal it’s ruff to hear
We don’t take American Express”

what's a cue cat? visit getcat.com!!!



[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 10-05-2000).]

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Nan
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1 posted 2000-10-05 07:51 AM


LOL.... You're just having a grand old time with your new cat, aren't you???..


wayoutwalt
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2 posted 2000-10-05 11:10 AM


yes nanners... i love me cat and yuh i went to getcat.com and i sent this poem to them but my response i got was a form letter saying to state my query in a question form so i am thinking i'll go back and add a ? mark at the end

GET YOUR CUE CAT

SOMEBODY BESIDES NAN AND PDV need to know what i'm talkin bout yuh yuh

WhtDove
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3 posted 2000-10-05 11:44 AM


You've enlightened me Walt! I never heard of that before. Good thinking with the question mark! Send it again! I think you did a bang up job with this one, and they ought to post it on their site.  
Poertree
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since 1999-11-05
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4 posted 2000-10-05 12:01 PM


er...Walt ...you feline ok dear? ...cute lil' poem an' all ... who needs understandin'???? heh heh  

PhiLip

wayoutwalt
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5 posted 2000-10-05 03:04 PM


thank you thank you now get a cue cat!!
Dark Angel
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6 posted 2000-10-05 03:51 PM


oh walty, WOW you did a wonderful job with this my dear  
Like I said getcat.com wouldn't let me in, but I'll keep trying my friend  

wayoutwalt
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7 posted 2000-10-05 05:09 PM


getcat.com

i clicked my mouse
and bought a house
i bought a house
and found a mouse

or yuh

Severn
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8 posted 2000-10-06 06:06 AM


Now any internet product is enhanced...

and your poem would so enhance their house Walty.

LOL...

K

Kit McCallum
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9 posted 2000-10-06 06:42 AM


"I scanned my marriage indeedy
It’s kinda Rocky it is known
You know what kinda site I got
All bout Silvester (Sly) Stallone"

LOL ... makes me wonder what movie I'd come to if I could be scanned! I'll admit, this had me mystified Walt, till I went to the site ... then had to come back for a second read. Keep trying to send the poem ... it's perfect for them, well done!!!  

Best wishes,
/Kit

[This message has been edited by Kit McCallum (edited 10-06-2000).]

wayoutwalt
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10 posted 2000-10-06 08:37 PM


NCOB!!
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