Open Poetry #10 |
Too Drunk To Walk |
jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
An old man was at the bar just slamming beers down. Every time he drank one he would order another round. Then to the man no more beer would the bartender sell. So the man got out of his chair but straight down he fell. He thinks, “Oh not again I’m too drunk to walk. Next time I’ll quit when I’m just too drunk to talk.” So all the way home he crawled on the ground. He pulled himself up into bed without making a sound. The next day his wife woke him with an evil grin. “You’ve been at that dirty bar drinking again!” “No I haven’t…..well…..yeah it’s true. But how did you know? Who the hell told you?” Then his wife said with a scolding stare, “The bar called, you left your wheelchair.” jlocke Love is the law, love under will. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
A great story rendered in great rhyme - Nice job |
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Ethan Halo Senior Member
since 2000-04-28
Posts 793on the roof again |
brilliant and quite amusing! i love it! Everyone's got their demons. We all got somethin' to atone for. |
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jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
Thanks guys |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
LOL So that's why I couldn't make it home. . . Great one!! ----------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
How much drink does it take not to think? I like this. |
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Siofra
since 2000-09-28
Posts 551State of Suspended Passion |
LMAO!! Cute!! |
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jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
Sven glad you liked it. reject it can't be done short of death and even then I doubt thought will stop. Siofra Love is the law, love under will. |
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