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Gareotemsti
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0 posted 2000-09-24 11:01 AM


When I was just a lad of ten,
I worked all day and saved,
The dollar that I'd earned,
For a rainey day.

I kept it 'neath my pillow,
And I swear this is the truth,
Woke up the following morning,
My dollar was now a tooth!

Now I love that damned old LongJohn,
And Balladeer's okay,
I think of them both when I'm sittin' on
The toilet every day.



© Copyright 2000 Gareotemsti - All Rights Reserved
SpitFire
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1 posted 2000-09-24 11:04 AM


~   HeeHee!
WhtDove
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2 posted 2000-09-24 11:28 AM


LOL not all his opposite! ROFL!
Poet deVine
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3 posted 2000-09-24 11:29 AM


It's always a pleasure to welcome a new member to our family. So I am delighted to be able to be the first Moderator to post here. Welcome and enjoy your stay. I think you'll fit right in..like the big toe on the foot of passions! Please check your email!
Sunshine
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4 posted 2000-09-24 11:31 AM


LOL at Toe...I've got a mirror.......welcome back, bub...

Karilea
When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ


Nan
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5 posted 2000-09-24 12:03 PM


It's me - Your friendly palindrome - with my giant eraser
Look at me any way you like, I'm still me...  
...and I'm ready for ya!!







[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 09-24-2000).]

Marge Tindal
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6 posted 2000-09-24 12:31 PM


Laughing at your antics
This much I know is true
One Toerag is never enough
Now here we've got TWO !

You are just toooooooo funny !
Good to see ya'
You can hide your face -
but not your humor.
Love ya'
~*Marge*~



~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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inot2B
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since 2000-09-18
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7 posted 2000-09-24 12:54 PM


It is nice to meet you Toerag.
I've heard your named mention a time or two
from Balladeer and a few of his buddies.
Now I understand why they seem to hold you in such LOW regard.

This is the first I've read of yours but I plan on going back and reading lots more.

ggrn3
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since 2000-08-17
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8 posted 2000-09-24 03:07 PM


Gareotemsti
  I've heard a lot about the infamous Toerag
  But I'm not sure if this is you.
  But from reading this little gem,
  I believe what the say is true.

LOL   LOL   LOL   LOL   LOL  LOL   LOL   LOL
               R   O    F    L

Garfield

Kethry
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9 posted 2000-09-24 04:24 PM


Toerag!


Is it really you??


Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Let the games begin!



Kethry


"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

serenity blaze
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10 posted 2000-09-24 05:21 PM


What a coincidence!  I am just the opposite of "serenity"!  Maybe I should call myself Ytineres?  NAW...
LngJhnAg
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11 posted 2000-09-24 05:44 PM


Hey there, Toe - you rascally, flirtatious scalawag!  It's great seeing your post, and I enjoyed everything except the hints that you think about Balladeer and me while you're on the toilet.  Yanno, you gotta get a better hand on these things - lol.  Great poem, incidently.



Rosebud1229
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12 posted 2000-09-24 07:01 PM


wow, this is quite a puzzle, that I couldn't even guess until they kept saying toerag and then I said hey look it is, especially when I seen that big gigantic toe. lol nice to meet ya toe right? um the mystery continues
Balladeer
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13 posted 2000-09-24 07:19 PM


You've always been backward so what's new? Obviously there's a village missing an idiot somewhere...welcome back, turtle lips. You gonna stick around this time or cut n run again???

stick around.....please?

doreen peri
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14 posted 2000-09-24 07:38 PM


*smooch*

(((HUGS)))



WHOOPS!
you sorta looked familiar
in a backwards kinda way
i'm glad that you came back to us...
and i love to watch the play!
whatever games are now in store
i'll watch what there is cooking...
hey, TOE, it's kewl to see you here,
i bet you are good looking!

(lol... 'scuse me, but the way you write makes me think that you MUST be... hehe *wink*... rofl.. that didn't make sense but... Oh Well! )


Martie
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15 posted 2000-09-24 08:10 PM


Hi Toe...sure is good to see ya!!!!!
Nan
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16 posted 2000-09-24 09:45 PM


OH, He's VERY good looking... See???







[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 09-24-2000).]

suthern
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17 posted 2000-09-25 07:19 AM


Shakespeare asked the question
"What's in a name?"
Whatever the moniker
A rose smells the same.
And here's PIP's finest
Back placing blame
On Long John and Deer
In a delightful game.
It's a welcome sight
And a gorgeous view!
Backwards or forwards
It's great to see you!


Local Rebel
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18 posted 2000-09-25 03:10 PM


Now this bloke named Gare
Otemsti is his name
He says that he loves Long John
And Balladeer the same

Now I won't pout and I won't cry,
Won't even Rebel Yell...
Cause if that's how he loves them two
You can be sure as hell

I'm glad that coot don't love me
yanno it'd make me blush
but most of all I'd rather not
be round come time to flush...  

Welcome back ya lacsar

Gareotemsti
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since 2000-09-24
Posts 6

19 posted 2000-10-01 10:26 AM


Yammean, ya think I'm Toerag?....But, but, oh, I see that damned old Nan put my senior picture up here...oh well, the gig's up...how yall are anyhow?..Geesch I've missed this place, and just look at all the new talented folks in here!
Paula Finn
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missouri
20 posted 2000-10-01 11:40 AM


OMG not one not two not even three BUT FOUR of you? Balledeer LngJhnAg LocalRebel and now the imfamous Toerag...watch out Passions I think we are in for a WILD time
SEA
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with you
21 posted 2000-10-02 04:01 PM


Toe~

Since you've been gone
this place hasn't been the same
night after night
Suthern and I cry out your name


So glad to see you heard us
man we've missed you so
stick around a while now
cause we love our Big Toe!


-SEA-

wayoutwalt
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22 posted 2000-10-02 04:27 PM


welcome gareotmesti
i've decided to get more active at passions
howdy doody
look for a special email thingy to welcome you to this er site
good day
wayoutwalt
greeter dude

RainbowGirl
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23 posted 2000-10-02 05:39 PM


Welcome back Darling..

You've surely been missed..

HUSG

WhtDove
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24 posted 2000-10-02 11:56 PM


TOE! Boy I missed your mug shot!  

Come and play!!!

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