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Finding a Girl (For fun)
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Finding a Girl (For fun) |
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Wilfred Yeats Member Elite
since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704Wilmington, Delaware 
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(I fully expect the opp. sex will have fun responding to this bit of total fiction  )Finding a Girl When I was fourteen I hoped All over school I moped Until I found a girlfriend At sixteen I found a girlfriend She had lots of fashion But no passion Once more I hoped and moped To find a girl with a zest for life A passionate girl but it brought me strife She was too emotional A drama queen all emergencies Threatened suicide I didn't need Cried all the time and I did bleed So I looked for a girl with stability At twenty-five found a stable girl She was boring with predictability Never excited and I wanted exciting Classified ads I started writing At twenty-eight I found by writing A girl who was truly exciting So much so I couldn't keep up She rushed about to everything And never settled on anything Mad, impetuous, flirting about With every one I was seldom happy Energetic and lively But no direction, I felt sappy So I looked for a girl with ambition When I was thirty-one - one met the condition Smart, ambitious, feet on the ground I married this lady right on the spot Thinking at last I'd found my lot She was so ambitious she took it all In a quick divorce I felt so small All that I owned left me totally broke A very much sadder but wiser bloke Now I'm forty I've got my wits I simply want a girl with big t*** ~You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning. ~ Billy Wilder |
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Xeonox
since 2000-04-01
Posts 1764CA, USA |
Ha, Ha..I love this poem. I loved the ending. Quite amusing my friend. Ronil (The sweet sound of summer sends serenity through my soul searching for that evermore solitude.) |
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Jenn E Senior Member
since 2000-08-02
Posts 589Kelowna, BC, Canada |
OH MA GOSHHHHHH......ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! This is way to PERFECT..........If only one could find one with a mix of all of the above........LOL.....The ending is way to funny.......LOL...You are killin me here.....Thank you for this....we all need to laugh more........Oh, I better defend the female race before I go.....we are not all like that......Very good write. .. .. Jenn E |
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Wilfred Yeats Member Elite
since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704Wilmington, Delaware |
XEONOX & Jenn E ~Big grin~ - thank you - I will confess to turning a short joke I got in E-mail into a longer poetic bit of humor - just to see who would rise to the bait ~You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning. ~ Billy Wilder |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
Shame on you Wil ha ha..i think you just want a girl... |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Wil, This is better than the original. But give me a little while to respond in kind. Kethry "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
buuaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaahahahahah OMG....hey man I'm only 25 and that's all I want too....roflmao... I LOVED THIS ONE!!!!! chris Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON. |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
OMG....that was my 500th!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
ROTFL! Well..ya can't get any more direct than that? Ya know..they have these operations where they......err...never mind..  My name isn't Baby, and I don't want to cyber. |
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Wilfred Yeats Member Elite
since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704Wilmington, Delaware |
Chris - Anything more than a mouthful is wasted I'm told - Glad You enjoyed - I posted this to provoke a response from the ladies - (devil made me do it) Thanks for the response Temptress - I anxiously await posts from the female POV - thanks |
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Jenn E Senior Member
since 2000-08-02
Posts 589Kelowna, BC, Canada |
So Wilfred......you have been told that more then a mouth full is a waste......hummmmmm...I guess that depends what you are doing  ....sometimes you need more...... LOL Jenn E |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
LOL... typical... hehe... never satisfied... now, from the beginning if you just looked and found a girl with fashion, passion, a zest for life, stability, excitement, impetuous energy, ambition and big knockers, well... you'd probably be bored eventually anyway... so maybe you should try the itty-bitty-titty-committee and look for a girl who's so mysterious you can't figure what she's all about... just an idea... hehe cute poem, Wil  |
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Wilfred Yeats Member Elite
since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704Wilmington, Delaware |
Jenn E - I must remind you - #1 - I wrote this to arouse the ladies to respond - #2 -I came from a joke I was sent - does NOT reflect my opinion or my taste #3 - In case my other writing hasn't clued - I've found a net friend - whose physical assets I am totally without knowledge of - and couldn't care less. Doreen- Read my reply to Jenn E - and let me add - IF - (a BIG if) I could construct a ideal body to go with the personality and tastes that seem (best guess) to have been the principle elements that captured my heart - The size of the items in question would NOT be a determining factor - I think the only ones would be - tall enough to look me in the eyes while dancing and a face that expressed the love felt when I look at her. Sorry to get so serious - when I only intended to be playful |
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Jenn E Senior Member
since 2000-08-02
Posts 589Kelowna, BC, Canada |
Wilfred........I also am only being playful.. I know it does not reflect your opinion or your taste....and I also met the man I love on line and loved him regardless of looks as he was beautiful to me from the start. Beauty does come from witin. I do understand. I am sorry if I offended.....I was just being my regular old smart a** self. All I said was in good fun. Take Care Jenn E |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFLMBO! This was good! Damn, ya can't ever find that perfect one can ya? I guess we need to accept some flaws. Good thing it's fiction! Loved it, thanks for the hearty laugh today!!Please join in: /pip/Forum6/HTML/000304.html <*\\\>< I know not what the future holds, but I know Who holds the future. |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
hey, now, Wil! i was just jokin'... hehe *wink*.... being President of the itty-bitty-titty-committee, i had to give the club a plug, y'know??? and....there's nothing wrong with a bit of mystery, right? don't get so serious on us here... i got the same joke sent to me, too, btw... humorous stuff...  *SMILE* life is frigging short |
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Wilfred Yeats Member Elite
since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704Wilmington, Delaware |
Jenn E- ok -no problem - I'm not always sure - and surely don't want to offend anyone White Dove- Thanks for the laugh - AND the addy Doreen - yep - too friggin short - (I think size - is compensated for in quality - male and female - I would bet eveyone in the IBTC feels more than all the members of the BTTC (Bodacious Ta Ta's Club [I made that up]) |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Ok you devil...a response huh? just you wait |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
Wil - LOLOLOL Oh my.. hehehe.. you have me rolling with this ending! I even read it to my mom... and she laughed too. Very amusing.. I love it!!!~~Tara aka rp25 :o) |
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Wilfred Yeats Member Elite
since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704Wilmington, Delaware |
Paula - Can't wait - i'm sure it will be good ~G~ RosePetals- Even mom liked it? did you try it on Mikey? Golly gee Thanks |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL! You got me again with this!! (I think size - is compensated for in quality - male and female - I would bet eveyone in the IBTC feels more than all the members of the BTTC (Bodacious Ta Ta's Club [I made that up]) GOOD ONE! |
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