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~A Woman Wants A Pirate~ for LONG JOHN ... LOL

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Janet Marie
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0 posted 06-10-2000 08:56 AM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Janet Marie

A woman wants a pirate...a sea worthy salty sexy man,
she wants to hold him close in the kitchen ...
then christen his skull and cross bones with a frying pan.
A woman want a pirate ...a daring swashbuckling brute,
she wants to take him to her room ...
and dress him up in pink lingerie till he's cute.
A woman wants a pirate ... a peg-legged ship shape mate
she wants to kiss him good-bye ...
as she makes him walk the plank...SEE YA LATER SHARK BAIT!!!

JM


Dear Maid Lorelei...feel free to add to this...PLEASE LOL...
and anyone else who wants to "love" a pirate  
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serenity blaze
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1 posted 06-10-2000 09:34 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I knew me a pirate once,
he gave me just a spot of gin...
and the promise of his treasure
was too much gold for one man's grin...

ellie LeJeune
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2 posted 06-10-2000 09:42 AM       View Profile for ellie LeJeune   Email ellie LeJeune   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ellie LeJeune

Who needs those salty kisses,
this sure ain't what bliss is
Pirates have a funny smell,
dead fish, you can tell.



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Janet Marie
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3 posted 06-10-2000 10:02 AM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

I loved a pirate once ...
to their crudeness I can attest,
all the scallywag ever did
was GROPE ME TREASURE CHEST    

I told him pirate you are so unruly
take your squawking parrot and go back out to sea    
He cried like a little girl  
he threw a tantrum of a child..it was Mutiny

So I took pity on him ...
and I let him come a-board    
and we played pirate all nite
I even saw his shiny sword  

But alas I was too much for the fool
this seaman just couldnt last
He keeled over from fatigue
and now his pirate flag flies at half mast  


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serenity blaze
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4 posted 06-10-2000 10:02 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

ah, but he was gamin' sport,
inflated, he, my pantaloons...
and with a pirate's charm 'e grinned...
and said, "ye not be drownin' soon..."
brian madden
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5 posted 06-10-2000 10:04 AM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

oh sure he is beardy manly and rough,
tender in secret on deck he is tough
he rides the waves a sea of love
and makes you fly like a dove
and finds for you a romantic island
only he can't touch you tenderly with a hook for a hand.


ouch!



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6 posted 06-10-2000 10:14 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

and with the dreaded
walk of plank--
armpit
of this pirate--dank...
I smelled the essence of his rank,
into the ocean, deep, I sank....
and 'twas relief, for how he stank!
lorilockheart
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7 posted 06-10-2000 10:49 AM       View Profile for lorilockheart   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for lorilockheart

Oh, the pirate with his lone one eye,
Doesn't realize the treasures that are mine.
So, sadly I had him walk the plank,
And like dead weight, to the bottom he sank.
Now I've got a handsome sailor gent,
And here on our love boat we are both content.

LOL Lori


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I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean. Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens. Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance. And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance - I hope you dance.
song by LeeAnn Womack
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8 posted 06-10-2000 10:57 AM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

I'd not trade my salty pirate
For a sea chest fll of gold
I'd not trade my  sexy pirate
He gives me pleasures untold...

I'd not trade my silly pirate
For the whole sea so blue
I'd not trade my sweet pirate
He's pure heaven thru and thru.
Janet Marie
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9 posted 06-10-2000 10:58 AM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

oh ye Pirate are you ready to admitt defeat
we have told of all your lies and deceipt

now all who come here-- knows the truth
pirates are so very vile and uncooth

a hook for a hand, a peg for a leg
you smell like a rotted whiskey keg

even the gators and sharks would certainly spit you out
you have pirates breath and most likely have the gout

But there is still one chance for you to reform
alas we maidens love a man in a uniform

so put on your sailor suit and and look ship shape
and we will go for a romatic sail out to the cape

but if you dont behave its OVERBOARD you will go
I've got seaman OKC hidden in the deck below  

My motto is always keep an extra pirate on hand
but 1 too many pirates is more than I can stand
Corinne
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10 posted 06-10-2000 11:14 AM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

Aye, lassie, your words do ring true,
a woman wants a pirate,
and a top notch navigator too!

A man who knows feels his way around,
magic in hard hands, sifting sands,
so this old ship won't run aground!

The stamina of many sea men (ahem)
but with a poetic soul,
all rolled into one hunk of a man.

Corinne

Janet Marie
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11 posted 06-10-2000 12:31 PM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

aye..the Maiden Lorelei has stepped up to defend her man
I bow to her graces ...
is she can stand him then I guess us ladies also can.

perhaps he has her under his pirates curse
perhaps it because her writes her poetic verse.

could it be she keeps him for his pirates treasure
or maybe cause his pegleg brings her pleasure

perhaps it is due to the Lorelei serenade he has sung..
but if ya ask me...
it must be cause that pirate is WELL HUNG!!  
LOL LOL

*kiss kiss* LJ...do I get that spanking now???
or is this pirates sails all full of HOT AIR
Lorelei54
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12 posted 06-10-2000 02:30 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

If I must admit the real reason why I love my man
I guess you  ladies have not seen the real LJA...
He's full of romance, passion, and life...
And I'm so very proud to be his wife.
 
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