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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 06-09-2000 05:06 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Dr.Moose1

On advice of my council , Dewey , Cheatem , and Howe
With this disclaimer I hereby dis-avow
Any intent to up-set or provoke
Or give cause for lament , cross my heart , hope to choke

Furthermore be it known , when things are misconstrued
Now that this has been shown , I cannot be sued
Were it so simple we'd avoid all that strife
And maybe get on with everyday life
But at least here at Passions things like this can be done
The one last great bastion where we still can poke fun .

To all future " offendees ' their heirs or assigns
But most surely " Balladeer" who by some strange design
Seems to have been found on one of my " lists "
Tempting me to expound 'bout the screws I will twist

© Copyright 2000 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
Nurse Crachet
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1 posted 06-09-2000 07:05 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Doc, You need to stay away from them mushrooms, there making you delusional.
Andrew Scott
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2 posted 06-09-2000 07:35 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Hey Doc... I'm in Amsterdam right know... but if you could save me some of those shrums till I get back with Red, I'll cook up one fine goo stew.  Say hello to Nurse C for me.

Peace!

PS. Elvis says "Greeting Earthling"
Dr.Moose1
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3 posted 06-09-2000 10:26 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Now why is it that both of you seem to think I'm doing shrooms ? Perhaps you both may be guilty of slipping a little something extra into my morning coffee ? I'm one curious fellow .
Doc
netswan
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4 posted 06-10-2000 12:42 AM       View Profile for netswan   Email netswan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit netswan's Home Page   View IP for netswan

Of course, now I am all agog with curiosity
and feel I missed something.
Cute poem, doc

Willy Honker
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5 posted 06-11-2000 08:53 PM       View Profile for Willy Honker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Willy Honker

Now Doc you relax
that there nursie
got that crazy idea
cause I did leave
some mushrooms
for the stew
on the counter
in the kitchen,
she must have thought
they were some other kind.
She's delusional herself
sometimes so pay her no heed.
 
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