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Open Poetry #7

My Official Disclaimer

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2000-06-09 05:06 PM

On advice of my council , Dewey , Cheatem , and Howe
With this disclaimer I hereby dis-avow
Any intent to up-set or provoke
Or give cause for lament , cross my heart , hope to choke

Furthermore be it known , when things are misconstrued
Now that this has been shown , I cannot be sued
Were it so simple we'd avoid all that strife
And maybe get on with everyday life
But at least here at Passions things like this can be done
The one last great bastion where we still can poke fun .

To all future " offendees ' their heirs or assigns
But most surely " Balladeer" who by some strange design
Seems to have been found on one of my " lists "
Tempting me to expound 'bout the screws I will twist

Nurse Crachet
Member

since 1999-09-27

Posts 318
They know where I am!

1 posted 2000-06-09 07:05 PM

Doc, You need to stay away from them mushrooms, there making you delusional.

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

2 posted 2000-06-09 07:35 PM

Hey Doc... I'm in Amsterdam right know... but if you could save me some of those shrums till I get back with Red, I'll cook up one fine goo stew. Say hello to Nurse C for me.

Peace!

PS. Elvis says "Greeting Earthling"

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

3 posted 2000-06-09 10:26 PM

Now why is it that both of you seem to think I'm doing shrooms ? Perhaps you both may be guilty of slipping a little something extra into my morning coffee ? I'm one curious fellow .
Doc

netswan
Senior Member

since 2000-03-28

Posts 1369
Washington

4 posted 2000-06-10 12:42 PM

Of course, now I am all agog with curiosity
and feel I missed something.
Cute poem, doc

Willy Honker
New Member

since 2000-04-18

Posts 9

5 posted 2000-06-11 08:53 PM

Now Doc you relax
that there nursie
got that crazy idea
cause I did leave
some mushrooms
for the stew
on the counter
in the kitchen,
she must have thought
they were some other kind.
She's delusional herself
sometimes so pay her no heed.

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