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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 06-08-2000 08:34 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Hustle and bustle and scurry about .
They're all coming back , though no-one let them out.
What nonsense is this ? How can this be ?
I'm so far past tense it's positively ...
hard to keep track of these comings and goings
I'm late for my rounds ( is that cold wind still blowing ? )
Who are these poeple and why are they here ?
And what have they done to our friend Balladeer ?
He's bound in a suit with the straps buckled tight.
In my opinion this just isn't right !
Though at times he may babble and drool just a tad ,
only a fool would consider him mad !
So who put him in here ? Well now let's see ...
If not one of you , it had to be me !


Oh Nurse C. , Would you please see our guest to his new quarters ? And by the way , you're looking quite fetching tonight .



[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 06-08-2000).]
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Nurse Crachet
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1 posted 06-08-2000 10:14 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

Dr. Moose something's wrong
Sir Balladeer does not belong
I've met him on the outskirts
he's not like the little squirts.
He curtsy's to all the women
and tips his hat to gentlemen
his tongue made of pure gold
yet he comes across quite bold.
How did he end up here Doc,
maybe just a misplaced sock?

Btw, what does it look like I'm fetching Doc?

Justin Sayne
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2 posted 06-09-2000 07:40 AM       View Profile for Justin Sayne   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Sayne

I'll get those cards
For you DocMoose
They think they're seamen
But they're loose

Blackbeard with
A gallant flair
I think low tide
Is in the air

Well now here at
The stute they'll wish
To woo the ladies
And play "Fish"
Justin Nuendo
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Ozzz


3 posted 06-09-2000 02:45 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo


Yoo Doc ! I think yar a bit blinded from those red lights ! That's the rubber doll in that bed. Remember ? The one I stole and we had so much fun with tucking in last night ?

     

Colin
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4 posted 06-09-2000 03:47 PM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

Hello? Doctor Moose? I think one of your patients has escaped... I caught Justin Conceivable wandering about in medeival England, right in the middle of a jousting contest!

Just thought I'd let ya know,
Eric.
Dr.Moose1
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5 posted 06-09-2000 03:55 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

My Dear Nurse C.,

I didn't say he belonged ,oh no , au contraire
So don't get me wrong , I just said he was there.
Or was that here ? I'm a little confused
Could be those darn meds that I have abused.
But he's a good sport  ,you can tell from his jacket
Straight from the cleaners , with buckles and plackets
As for his mental state , I've reservations
For now he's Justin , for a "stute" observation
It's probably nothing but age setting in
Note the blank stare and spittle on chin
Or very likely it's all stress related
( either anal retentive or just constipated )
But as long as he's here I'm sure he won't mind
If we run a few tests to see what we find

Oh , and make sure you get his insurance card
( Somebody's going to pay for this )
Nurse Crachet
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6 posted 06-09-2000 07:30 PM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

I'm on the job Doc
I'll check him good
complete examination.
This job could be fun
does he get to wear a gown?  
Andrew Scott
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7 posted 06-11-2000 02:43 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

He he he... ha ha ha
Dr.Moose1
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8 posted 06-11-2000 09:23 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Down in the sub-basement laboratory
We got us a live one , Nurse Cratchit and me
He looks quite familiar , though a bit worse for wear
When asked who he is , all he does is stare

Some sodium pentothal might do the trick
" Quit twitching , you whacko , it's just a pin-prick"
" There , now isn't that better , all warm and fuzzy ? "
"Aren't you Balladeer , and if not then who was he ?"

No answers as yet ,( he's the strong silent type )
I bet he writes poetry and smokes a pipe !
What do you think Nurse , since he isn't talking?
Should we up his dosage , until he starts squawking ?
Justin Conceivable
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9 posted 06-12-2000 12:05 PM       View Profile for Justin Conceivable   Email Justin Conceivable   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Conceivable

Looks like I arrived JUSTIN THYME
things around here are JUSTIN SANE
they've locked the 'Deer up
and let loose the crackers
I wonder if we'll ever get

them all back in line?
oh I wonder what is this mad game?
I think Doc Moose drank from a patient's cup
he's gone totally quackers!
if we could get all the Toons on Doc to set

maybe we'll contain the melee JUSTIN THYME!

I've taken some rhyming liberties here due to the emergency nature of my post!

[This message has been edited by Justin Conceivable (edited 06-12-2000).]
Jeannie
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10 posted 06-12-2000 06:54 PM       View Profile for Jeannie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeannie

Master, you've forgotten me
do you think I disappeared,
gone to some tunnel vision?
No problem Master
I've changed
free to be me only me.

I'm feeling angry,
quite dismayed,
rejected and alone.

I see you have a patient here
a man you call Balladeer
sorry Doc, he's gone outta here.
     (Clicking fingers twice)
Doc, how'd you get on the table?
Well, at least I saved Balladeer
now I'll leave Nurse Crachet
to do as she will with you. (later)



Dr.Moose1
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11 posted 06-13-2000 06:13 AM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

A "Deer" in the "stute" is worth two on the loose
And this one I fear has his head in a noose
Indeed ve have vays of maykink him talk
Exhibit A ( nails on chalk )
Bored ? No not me , I have just begun
Don't know about thee , but I like mine well done
A little more voltage , is called for I think
Lift that bale , tote that barge , throw in the kitchen sink
I'm afraid it's no use , he's way over the fence
Too far 'round the bend ,where the woods are quite dense
I don't know about you , but I think it's ironic
Out "there" talks like two , but in here ...catatonic
I guess he's just not going to join in our fun
These tests don't mean squat when it's all said and done
He must be quite " normal " I'm sorry to say
With apologies formal , send him on his way

And now a little traveling music please Maestro...

When you work is never done
Don't think you're the only one
Just the opposite is true
There's really quite a few of you !

When things just aren't going right
And you cannot sleep at night
Don't give up and lose the fight
It's just that you're not wrapped too tight!

'cause... you've... got ...personalities,personalities ,
C'mon everybody sing !!!



[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 06-13-2000).]
Dr.Moose1
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12 posted 06-13-2000 08:37 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

No, my dear Jinn , I did not forget you.
You are an integral part of this stew .
In order to have a homogenous mix,
where would I be without your slick tricks?

Welcome back to the "Stute" where all that is done .
Serves to fit one tall order , that which we call fun .
Though the one they call "Deer" did not want to play .
I'm glad you're back here , are you planning to stay ?

[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 06-13-2000).]
Jeannie
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13 posted 06-13-2000 09:22 PM       View Profile for Jeannie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeannie

Here for the duration
where else could I go?
The Stute I'll call home
a fun place of creation.
Precision I will practice
to perfect my specialty,
a sure determination
this Stute to be a palace.

We have the King Crayon
awaiting his Queen colors,
then crazy Justin Knights
even some Lords in the plan.
We have you the Doc Moose
always in charge and ready
then lovely Nurse Crachet
who can be feisty when loose.


  



[This message has been edited by Jeannie (edited 06-13-2000).]
 
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