Bewilderment , USA
PDV . Why ,I am so glad you enjoyed , it sure is good to be back .
Your comments hold some grain of truth,
oh great Balladeer .
Were such to be combined with youth ,
I'd indeed have much to fear .
It has been said by Lgn Jhn Ag ,
ye may be long of tooth .
Not one for minding warning flags ,
I say this now forsooth .
Perhaps your pen and rapier wit ,
out here may hold much sway.
But when into the "Stute" you're writ ,
we'll have a field-day .
With rules we there play fast and loose ,
indeed it has been done .
No fool , this moose , at long , long last ,
with you we'll have some fun !
Paging Nurse Cratchit , Nurse Cratchit please report to admissions . Nurse Cratchit to admissions please ...
Ar,Lgn Jhn Ag y'scalliwag , ye have nothin' t'fear.
We'll hoist this stag by his own petard , what goes by name o'deer.
So come ashore t' the port o"stute", we'll get ye a visiter's pass .
We've stores e'nuff o'grog an fruit , and many a spunky lass !
Me source tells me it just might be ye've dealt with "Deer' afore.
Course if yer found certifiably , we'll make room fer one more !