Kapolei, Hawaii, USA
Soft, Sweet and Neat
Met a woman just the other day.
At first I didn't like her in too many ways.
But she sure was soft.
Not her breast or anything.
I mean actually they did look soft
but I didn't touch them.
Don't get me wrong.
If she had said to me they sure are soft,
go ahead and touch them and see if you agree with me, I would gladly do that for her.
I only mentioned to her that she had a very nice tan.
And she told me yeah, I have a nice tan line.
Before I could stop her she showed me a tan line I wanted to meet.
I think this was about the time I started thinking to myself, you know she is kind of sweet.
I mean she was one of the friendliest woman I ever did meet.
You know, I sure do like women that are open and honest and expressive and neat.
Yeah, that's the word I was looking for.
Neat women are the one's that I adore.
We talked awhile and she did a good job of making me laugh and smile.
Found out both of us enjoy the sun, a good tan, and some beach fun.
So after all was said and done we set a date to enjoy some sun.
Seems she had a notion
I was the one who could apply the lotion
right onto those hard to reach places
in the middle of her back.
And if this attention resulted in an even tan
there was a possibility I could become her permanent
suntan lotion man.
Always my pleasure to meet
an interesting and delightful woman
that turns out to be soft, sweet, and neat.