Every day we listen and hear,
To the women droan on and on in our ear.
They tell us how we are slobs, and we just don't care.
They say, "Put the toilet seat down before I pull out my hair".
But now i think, what is this here?
Is this equality we speak of so dear???
For when a man goes and sees the toilet seat down,
He just lifts it up without making a sound.
Women, instead, when discovering it up,
Make fusses and noises like they are just blowing up.
Does this make sense, who understands,
Why are things this way, when we walk up to the can?
I must say instead, it would be easier if,
Instead of the seat down, it were up instead.
For when the women walk in and see the seat up,
They can put it down, it's not like it's made of lead.
But, however, if when they walk in,
They are overjoyed to see the seat down.
You see, though, they did not realize,
The true lazyness of a man, oh no, he deserves the crown.
For when the woman sat down, instead of pleasure she felt,
Something cold and wet on the seat,
For her butt is now covered with "dribble" from when she sat down.