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In Honor Of Me 59th Post

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Justin Nuendo
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Ozzz


0 posted 06-04-2000 10:05 AM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo



In honor of me 59th post
I wrote this little here thing
I know, it feels like a host
And it really stands for nothing

But I couln’t help meself today
Cuz 1000 post I’ll never make
And haiku no longer makes me day
So ya have to do with this fake

Now me brother Justin Thyme
Well he’s the one that got smart
He got out the ‘Stute just in time
Before he turned into a real fart

But ya see, he still writes his haiku
As for me, I’m just stuck in this place
Playing games on an old Nintendo
Till me eyes see the world thru a daze

Holy Moose 1000 posts, I could not
Ever get to that number of replies
Now me mother, who’s really a sot
Does outnumber that easy, but denies

Cuz she’s far too modest ya see
To ever take pride in such a thing
She told me once "Dear Nuendee
Find yar pride in self-respecting"

What that means, I haven’t got a clue
But it sure sound good, what ya say ?
And me name wouldn’t be Nuendo
If I did not tell ya what she’d say

Now I’m off to me old Nintendo
Before me game gets totally lost
Please remember I’m Justin Nuendo
And I just made me 59 th post
© Copyright 2000 Justin Nuendo - All Rights Reserved
Colin
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1 posted 06-04-2000 10:26 AM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

And I'm blatantly using this opportunity to clock up my 139th post  

Ta muchly,
Eric.
Colin
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Callington, Cornwall, England


2 posted 06-04-2000 10:28 AM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

oooh I forgot to say, good fun poem, thanks for a giggle  

And that's 140  
Eric
Justin Nuendo
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3 posted 06-04-2000 05:43 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Glad I could help ya there a little my friend and thank ya for reading and replying.  

Oops....... that makes 60 !  
Dr.Moose1
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4 posted 06-04-2000 07:04 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

Justin N.
You're pretty slick
I say this with a grin
How 'bout we get back to the "stute" ?
Do you think I can still get in ?
Doc
Justin Nuendo
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5 posted 06-05-2000 12:26 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Ha Doc Moose ! Greetings my man !
Already thought ya had died
Good to see ya here again
Feared ya had been lobtomied

I'd say we hit back to the 'Stute
Cuz that's where we belong
I've got me a spare key somewhere
Think that bell still says 'pling-plong' ?

Yeah Doc.....Let's go home and brew us a good stew, with extra ears for Vinny, but keep the eyes for me !!!!! Mwahahamwhahaha...I'm ready for some insanity...as long as ya don't overdo it of course, cuz I've got a very fragile split personality ya know and ya never know what phobia ya'll give me this time.....

Darn....that makes 61 !
Justin Bed
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6 posted 06-05-2000 05:49 PM       View Profile for Justin Bed   Edit/Delete Message      Click to visit Justin Bed's Home Page   View IP for Justin Bed

Uhhhh....what's going on here ? I was Justin Bed !
Lady in Red
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7 posted 06-07-2000 05:47 PM       View Profile for Lady in Red   Email Lady in Red   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Lady in Red's Home Page   View IP for Lady in Red

So this is where you've been playing !

 Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou

ethome
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8 posted 06-07-2000 05:53 PM       View Profile for ethome   Email ethome   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit ethome's Home Page   View IP for ethome

Happy 59th and here's to good old light hearted rhyme.
Moon Dust
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9 posted 06-07-2000 05:54 PM       View Profile for Moon Dust   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Moon Dust

great idea

I celibrate my 45, what! i've been busy

 We are all poets, its just some people dont know it yet.
Alle'cram
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since 02-28-2000
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10 posted 06-07-2000 06:00 PM       View Profile for Alle'cram   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alle'cram

what a fun, fun read.  You need just a 'tuch
moe' work on dat accent, unless you are a southern "trying" to put on "airs". Yeah! In dat case, yu did reel good, mi friend.
Loved it from beginning to end, needed to lighten up for the day, smiled all the way!!
marcy
Justin Nuendo
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11 posted 06-09-2000 02:02 PM       View Profile for Justin Nuendo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justin Nuendo's Home Page   View IP for Justin Nuendo

Ethnome, Maria and Marcy.......thank you for reading and your kind replies....and uhh Marcy....the accent ? LOL I won't tell ya.  
You'd be surprised if ya knew who's behind this personality........  
 
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