Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
Long John: Balladeer, you are the greatest poet I know of
(hmmph, pretty words and ballads, and all that sissy stuff)
Balladeer: Long John, you are by far equally as great as me
(Too bad you smell similar to the Sargasso Sea)
Long John: Why thank you, Balladeer, you're a friend so fine
(I wonder if he's ever copied Elizabeth Santo's lines)
Parker: I idolize both of you, I wish I had your class
(Yeah! Right! Balladeer is a hacker. Long John is like Toerag.)
Long John and Balladeer: Thank you Mr. Parker for your idolizing thoughts,
(We gotta write a poem about him that will get him shot)
Balladeer: Go ahead, Long John, write the poem tonight
(And please be quick about it, so I have time to do it right)
Long John: I'll get started on it right away, I want to finish soon
(Heh Heh Heh, poor Balladeer will be in my poem, too)
Balladeer: I'm still waiting anxiously for your poem, friend
(As a Moderator, I'll dump Long John's poem once again).
Parker: You're really writing a poem just for me? I can hardly wait
(I gotta become a Moderator before it is too late)
Long John and Balladeer: Oh, yes, Parker. We're sure you'll be surprised
(When we get done with Parker, he will be despised)
much much later that night ...
Long John: Moderator, I've written a pretty poem about our Parker friend
(I hope ‘Deer doesn't read it, or he will write about me once again)
Moderator (Balladeer): I won't bother reading it. I'm sure it's something we'll adore
(Yeah, sure. I don't trust you Long John; I've seen your work before)
Long John: Dear Moderator, my lovely poem doesn't post.
(I hope ‘Deer doesn't read it, or my career in here is toast)
Moderator: Its just a glitch on the web, post your poem again
(Oh, Balladeer, you are a devil, he still thinks you are his friend)
Long John: There must be something you can do to post this poem tonight
(Who is the Forum Moderator? Why can't he do this right?)
Moderator: I'm sure your PC is at fault, buy a new one quick
(I'll bet Long John does what I say. He is a little thick.)
Long John: I could send it to Janet Marie and she can post it here
(And then I'll laugh with all the others at Parker and Balladeer).
Moderator: What a great idea, your genious knows no bound,
(Lower bound that is, and your sanity is unsound).
Long John: Thank you Moderator, you remind me of Balladeer
(Just as easy to hoodwink, I'm a genious when I'm here)
Long John email to Balladeer ...
Balladeer, I think I know the Moderator
He is a rascally scalawag
He changed my poem when it posted
I think the Moderator is Toerag
(Oh, Long John, you are a devil, the way you hid your tracks
Balladeer will blame Toerag for your character attacks)
Balladeer email response to Long John ...
Long John, I read your poem,
And I think you're right.
The villain will get his due,
When I rebut his poem tonight.
(Oh, Balladeer, you are a devil the way you hid your tracks
Long John will blame Toerag for your character attacks)
Parker: I'm speechless
[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 06-02-2000).]