Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
Actually - I messed up on the topic title - Haleyja had a great deal to do with this poem. I apologize, Haleyja - I should have given you a lot more credit!
Long John: Come here, pretty kitty. I've got food for you.
(Come here ya stupid cat. Why dontcha do what I tell ya to?)
Kitty: Purr, p-u-r-r-r-r-r, meow, hiss, hiss, spit
(I think I'll ratchet Long John just a leetle bit)
Long John: I'll give you lots of gourmet food. It cost 3 bucks a can
(Stupid cat. I bet he believes me. Oh how smart I am!)
Kitty: Meow, meow, purr, purr *rubbing on his wooden leg*
(Another can of tuna fish?! Oh, puhleeeese give me a break!)
Long John: Aren't you a special kitty! Let me stroke your silky back.
(You're shedding on me is giving me another allergy attack!)
Kitty: Meowrrr, meow, purr, purr *claws come out to scratch*
(I love it when I can make ol' Long John cough and hack)
Long John: You are so special kitty. Lorelei loves you oh so much.
(If Lorelei every leaves me, I'm having you for lunch!)
Kitty: Mew, mew, mewwww, mew *crying out in pain*
(I'd love to see Lorelei thump Long John once again)
Lorelei: That's OK, my little kitty. He won't bother you, my friend.
(I love it when Kitty makes Long John swear he's innocent.)
Long John: But Honey, Honey, I didn't touch a hair on our precious kitty
(You stupid cat, tell her I'm innocent. Dontcha have an ounce of pity?)
Kitty: Purrr, purrr, purrr *jumping into Lorelei's waiting arms*
(Isn't Long John cute when he's jealous of my charms?)
[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 06-01-2000).]