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I am twelve years old and I really must say (Belch)!

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wayoutwalt
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I am twelve years old and I really must say (BELCH)
I am twelve years old my thirst only coke'll squelch
I am twelve years old I just had that talk with dad
He sounded like a sweating television ad

I am twelve years old I never kissed a girl
I thought that was good but Iíd like to give a whirl
For toads and frozen pole I only ever kissed
But pretty Audrey Warner always balls up her fist

I am twelve years old I never kissed the opposite sex
I kissed my mom saying sheís a girl would be an awful hex
Now lil Audrey Warner wow what a woman (whistle)
With curves and hips and bumps that canít be called pimples

So when dad gave me the talk I said stop I know it all
And dad turned whiter than a ghost at the trumpets call
Dad saw the commercial say stay off drugs school is cool
So he said see that son insert ďsexĒ and itís the same ole rule

All I ever learned bout sex I found under the letter "S"
Encyclopedia Brittanica Dear Lord and God bless
For an eight-year-old itís borderline Penthouse Weekly
To read those big words and walk away quite meekly

But I am twelve big twelve Iíve lived and learned a lot
I even asked my teacher what was something that rhymes with not
Lil Audrey Warner with her big fists and mosquito bites
You just watch out lil Audrey one day Iíll put up a fight!!



†in a canyon in a cavern excavatin for a mine
dwelt a miner forty niner and his daughter clemintine!!! yeehaw!




[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 05-29-2000).]
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netswan
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1 posted 05-26-2000 02:16 AM       View Profile for netswan   Email netswan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit netswan's Home Page   View IP for netswan

LOL walt down you go to memory lane
Got me giggling -- Did I tell you my
better half can't wait to come home at
night and read what you wrote.  He understands you and the music you tote
and your vacations and your wayoutwalts
out of the way of looking at things.  
You make him get great big dimples!
and eases the tension out of his work
day -- Thanks Walt -- (huge compliment
here - you know the kind people in here
live for!)
yuh, I saw your noeL  NO L  poem  -- cute.

~netswan
wayoutwalt
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2 posted 05-26-2000 03:56 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

wow netty yuh bowled me over with that statement o yuh and through icq i am so glad to have gotten to know yuh

 in a canyon in a cavern excavatin for a mine
dwelt a miner forty niner and his daughter clemintine!!! yeehaw!
Kit McCallum
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3 posted 05-26-2000 06:00 AM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

Great poem Walt!  Thanks for putting a smile on my face so early in the morning ... you are a great way to start the day!

Best wishes,
/Kit
wayoutwalt
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4 posted 05-26-2000 08:09 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

ok so im 24 and thats twice the age of twelve

BELCH!
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5 posted 05-26-2000 02:40 PM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

So when dad gave me the talk I said stop I know it all
And dad turned whiter than a ghost at the trumpets call
Dad saw the commercial say stay off drugs school is cool
So he said see that son insert ďsexĒ and itís the same ole rule

All I ever learned bout sex I found under the letter "S"
Encyclopedia Brittanica Dear Lord and God bless
For an eight-year-old itís borderline Penthouse Weekly
To read those big words and walk away quite meekly

excellent walt, thanks for the childhood flash back.




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6 posted 05-26-2000 02:58 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Walt - this was crazy great... I loved it - how did things work out with Audrey - was she really a cross dresser???  lol
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7 posted 05-26-2000 03:42 PM       View Profile for Salooma   Email Salooma   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Salooma

Wow...the title caught my eye, but it's a really good poem. All about growing up...real cute  

Salma

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8 posted 05-26-2000 09:57 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

<--------(bows) (curtsies) cross dresser ehhehehe
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You mean you aren't 12 anymore? I could have sworn you were....cute poem..and I too am wondering what happened with the 'girl'...  
wayoutwalt
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10 posted 05-29-2000 12:51 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

thank yuh pdv o audrey warner if your out there i have icq do you? (oh yeah im married)
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