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I am twelve years old and I really must say (Belch)!
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I am twelve years old and I really must say (Belch)! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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I am twelve years old and I really must say (BELCH) < !signature-->I am twelve years old my thirst only coke'll squelch I am twelve years old I just had that talk with dad He sounded like a sweating television ad I am twelve years old I never kissed a girl I thought that was good but I’d like to give a whirl For toads and frozen pole I only ever kissed But pretty Audrey Warner always balls up her fist I am twelve years old I never kissed the opposite sex I kissed my mom saying she’s a girl would be an awful hex Now lil Audrey Warner wow what a woman (whistle) With curves and hips and bumps that can’t be called pimples So when dad gave me the talk I said stop I know it all And dad turned whiter than a ghost at the trumpets call Dad saw the commercial say stay off drugs school is cool So he said see that son insert “sex” and it’s the same ole rule All I ever learned bout sex I found under the letter "S" Encyclopedia Brittanica Dear Lord and God bless For an eight-year-old it’s borderline Penthouse Weekly To read those big words and walk away quite meekly But I am twelve big twelve I’ve lived and learned a lot I even asked my teacher what was something that rhymes with not Lil Audrey Warner with her big fists and mosquito bites You just watch out lil Audrey one day I’ll put up a fight!! in a canyon in a cavern excavatin for a mine dwelt a miner forty niner and his daughter clemintine!!! yeehaw! [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 05-29-2000).] |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
LOL walt down you go to memory lane Got me giggling -- Did I tell you my better half can't wait to come home at night and read what you wrote. He understands you and the music you tote and your vacations and your wayoutwalts out of the way of looking at things. You make him get great big dimples! and eases the tension out of his work day -- Thanks Walt -- (huge compliment here - you know the kind people in here live for!) yuh, I saw your noeL NO L poem -- cute. ~netswan |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
wow netty yuh bowled me over with that statement o yuh and through icq i am so glad to have gotten to know yuh in a canyon in a cavern excavatin for a mine dwelt a miner forty niner and his daughter clemintine!!! yeehaw! |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Great poem Walt! Thanks for putting a smile on my face so early in the morning ... you are a great way to start the day! Best wishes, /Kit |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
ok so im 24 and thats twice the age of twelve BELCH! |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
So when dad gave me the talk I said stop I know it all And dad turned whiter than a ghost at the trumpets call Dad saw the commercial say stay off drugs school is cool So he said see that son insert “sex” and it’s the same ole rule All I ever learned bout sex I found under the letter "S" Encyclopedia Brittanica Dear Lord and God bless For an eight-year-old it’s borderline Penthouse Weekly To read those big words and walk away quite meekly excellent walt, thanks for the childhood flash back. ------------------------ "Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? " Douglas Adams. "Here chewing your tail is joy" Richey Edwards "Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time". Baltimore Grotto |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Walt - this was crazy great... I loved it - how did things work out with Audrey - was she really a cross dresser??? lol |
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Salooma Senior Member
since 2000-01-28
Posts 781 |
Wow...the title caught my eye, but it's a really good poem. All about growing up...real cute  Salma "Not all the answers lie within your realm or mine, they lie within the borders." |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
<--------(bows) (curtsies) cross dresser ehhehehe |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
You mean you aren't 12 anymore? I could have sworn you were....cute poem..and I too am wondering what happened with the 'girl'...  |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
thank yuh pdv o audrey warner if your out there i have icq do you? (oh yeah im married) |
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