Star spangled banners,
hot dogs and rye,
I'll tell you my story, it makes me cry!
Now holiday I went, the US the place,
a few weeks past, and the US was ace.
Big cars cheap fuel, and the land of the free,
unless your a person like me.
Pizzas and tacos I thought I died,
but no, this is lifestyle, stateside.
Service was good, and money went far,
spent all night in the hotel bar,
Made some friends, and a vista they drew,
life here Rich will be fantastic for you.
Passionate about living in this land,
until the INS dealt me a hand,
Permit for work, permit for me,
Not what I expected from the land of the free.
Now dream I do, and dreams I make,
I'll get my permits for heavens sake.
(English? -pah! I was once proud of my country)