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Wicked Witch of the East
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0 posted 05-20-2000 02:58 PM       View Profile for Wicked Witch of the East   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wicked Witch of the East

When I was young,
and went to school,
My teacher thought,
I was a fool.

When recess came,
on winter day,
She sent us out,
in snow to play.

To build a snowman,
big and tall,
When I heard,
my teacher call.

How could I know?
to office sent,
That was where,
the carrot went?
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Oh my hat!!!! I had to call my dh and read it to him.. we had such a laugh.
Pardon me, I know it is a serious situation for a young man, and I would never laught at a child. But I have a very good imagination, and the picture I created for myself, well, let's just say the carrot was not in his ear...  
It was very-very entertaining.
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~HeeHee,...woooops!!!  LOL...loved this..put a smile on my face.  Although I would never deter a child from expressing him/herself through artistic work such as snowman making.
*You're a roit.  Thanks for sharing this.
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Thanks for the smile.
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Oh, so that is how your wickedness started, witchy...LOLOL...too funny!!
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lol teachers have no sense of humour. Loved it.    
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UMMMMM...... What's Up Doc????
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Delightful! Thanks for the laugh!!  

Denise
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Now what Wicked conveniently forgets to tell everyone is that while the carrot was bad enough, the icing on the cake was the snow balls.
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ROFL   Oh my! hehehehe.....not so 'innocent' after all! Oh, my sides are hurting!

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WATCH IT MIKE!!! incoming from Cape Cod...
and Denise... please... heaven forbid...
never use that "i" word around a prosecutor.

thank you all kindly for the comments.  Glad you enjoyed.

and as far as what's up Doc...   er... don't want to be sent to the principal again, so I will avoid answering that one.

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