Escondido, CA, USA
|Mission Impossible Dating Service
“We’ll find you a date, while you sit back and wait!”
Here’s the profile of “hippie_teen:”
Brown hair, brown eyes and not quite “lean.”
And his language is obscene
Emotionally unstable, his family caused him that,
But it doesn’t help matters, that he’s ugly and fat.
And though his friends “don’t care,”
He knows that they all stare,
He thanks the Lord for internet chat!
He finally dropped out freshman year,
With no prospect future career.
He has nothing to offer anyone,
And his common form of having fun
Consists of drinking beer.
A very depressed, young child.
It’s been a while since he last smiled.
He’s pretty much a loner,
A sophisticated stoner.
But once had a side, quite wild.
To contact this boy, so blue;
Well, you should know what to do.
He hopes to get e-mail,
From that one special female,
Who knows, that girl could be you!
(What a shameful poem! Ladies and gentlemen, I have insulted the art of poetry, and I apologize.... )