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The Game

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insect
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0 posted 05-17-2000 07:02 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for insect


THE  GAME

Would you like to have a math laugh
THE fun is in this poem graph
To begin you're fun
Start with ONE

If you're ON ONE
Go back to ONE
Now if you're ROLLING ON to TWO
That's what you do

Now you do TWO
And I don't mean poo
Then ONE would mean pee
Now we're ON THREE

Now THREE comes before FLOOR
You say"Ha!Ha! You're mistaken that's FOUR"
And you're LAUGHING at FLOOR and me
But really FLOOR is number THREE

Here we are at FIVE
Are you confused, how we've arrived
Have you had you're LAUGHING fix
Because MY ASS is FIVE and SIX

You say"FIVE and SIX is eleven"
I say get OFF it's SEVEN
Now we're ROLLING
Back to ONE we're going

So I ask you poet friends, what is THE word missing?
Because this poem is not about love and kissing
THE answer is right before your eyes
You could call it TWO POINT FIVE

If you're having fun and want to reply
Don't show your answer so others can try

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R O F L M A O

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          HA!
          HA!
          HA!
          HA!


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Parker
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1 posted 05-18-2000 08:48 PM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

well you had me there for a minute, but I think I figured out The answer.....  
netswan
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2 posted 05-19-2000 12:01 AM       View Profile for netswan   Email netswan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit netswan's Home Page   View IP for netswan

Insect!  What have you been drinking tonight?
LOL I won't tell the score

netswan
Janet Marie
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3 posted 05-19-2000 12:09 AM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

LOL i get it...
great poem..great rhyme...
I see your in to multiples like parker LOL
creative work.
jm
Marge Tindal
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4 posted 05-19-2000 12:15 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Insect~
You're certifiably insane !
Got it !
~*Marge*~


 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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insect
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5 posted 05-20-2000 12:24 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

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R O F L M A O

Haleyja…This must be Hal9000. "Dave will I dream"….."Daisy,daaisyyyy"

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netswan…I've been a Drunken Fool before!

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Janet Marie…Who's Parker? …. Multniples?
                       What are you saying? …1,  2 ,2 . 5 ,  3  with  5,  6 ( LOL )

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Marge Tindal…I have one of those certificates hanging on my wall!
                          Now I teach insanity!


THE question is THE  GAME

Thank you for your responses players
Love all of these responses…NEED MORE PLAYERS
Even if you don't know THE answer

HA!HA!HA!HA!

 
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