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insect
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0 posted 05-14-2000 07:45 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for insect


Hairball

She called me up one hot day in July
Could you come on over and fix my fan
I said I'll get my tools and be right by
Jumped her fence to find her lying naked for a tan

Startled I screamed, the dog, get the dog, she's gonna attack
Shaking and nervous, I ran in the house
Calling me out she says would you put some lotion on my back
Confused and afraid I snuck away like a mouse

Following me naked she says the fan is on the bed
As I entered the room, there was a growl and a hiss
Then a lightening speed cat was scratching at my head
Awe! Don't worry Fluffy just wants a kiss

But this fluff ball of terror was attached to my face
Almost unconscious and my mouth full of hair
She claimed her little Fluffy loves to embrace
As she ripped across my face, I was gasping for air

A switch-blade of fur in a endless nightmare
My kitty, she likes you, let her be your friend
This affection must stop, I'm a friend I swear!
Leaping away, last thing I saw was her pink butt end!

So I coughed up a hairball and started to work
Suddenly it hit me, she was naked in the room
She sat down beside me with an inviting smirk
But where was her pussy that terror of doom

Her silk blonde hair shinning, pure as a pearl
She tore open my shirt and ripped off my pants
If I play my cards right, I could be kissing this girl!
No lotion for me! Maybe we could date if you give me a chance?

Pulled up my pants, threw on my shirt
Now your fan is blowing
Better put on a skirt
But my shirt is torn are you any good at sewing?

Cuz it's getting late
And I do need a date
But meeting your pussy was a friendship of hell
She's an assassin without mercy couldn't you tell

I'd like to get to know you from your head to your toes
But we'll have to start by putting on your clothes


© Copyright 2000 insect - All Rights Reserved
SpitFire
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1 posted 05-14-2000 07:54 PM       View Profile for SpitFire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SpitFire

~Insect,.....Boy what a story!!!  Haha...this was great.  Well done here.  
insect
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2 posted 05-14-2000 08:42 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

SpitFire…Thank you …A hairball can be nasty!
Parker
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3 posted 05-15-2000 04:45 PM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

great great laugh laddie. Up Up and away.


Parker
brian madden
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4 posted 05-15-2000 06:08 PM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

"A switch-blade of fur in a endless nightmare" An excellent image

I had huge LOL.  
great poem.
brian madden
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5 posted 05-15-2000 06:08 PM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

"A switch-blade of fur in a endless nightmare" An excellent image

I had a huge LOL.  
great poem.

Woops sorry for commenting twice, damn computer. Anyway if this is causing any inconvience please delete the second reply.
Again sorry,


[This message has been edited by brian madden (edited 05-15-2000).]
insect
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6 posted 05-15-2000 11:31 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

Haleyja…Are you coughing up a hairball too? LOL

brian madden…A huge THANK YOU to you!
                          Cats are great house pets to have though! Or dogs.
                          "damn computer" LOL
                          Couldn't find the delete thingy, but didn't want to
                           delete it anyway. No need to be sorry there wasn't
                           any inconvenience. Thought it was a funny reply.
                           If you feel the need to reply again that’s fine.
                           Thanks again.

SpitFire…Glad you liked the story. Thanks again.
CSwtThng
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7 posted 05-15-2000 11:42 PM       View Profile for CSwtThng   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for CSwtThng

Very amusing. I enjoyed it very much.
insect
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8 posted 05-16-2000 07:26 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

CSwtThng…Thank you very much! You sweet thing you!  
kat
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9 posted 05-28-2000 01:25 AM       View Profile for kat   Email kat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for kat

I love your poems! Most of them are so FUNNY!
Ofcourse you knew I had to answer to this one didn't you?  I mean a kat and not responding to a poem with a cat in it? No, not possible, at least I don't think so.  

HACK! (furball)..lol

By the way if you want to see more of my poems, I have 2 in the adult section..lol.

Kat
serenity blaze
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10 posted 05-28-2000 02:28 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Grinning like the cat th---oh never mind...

funny, funny, thing, you...
redheart angrybraids
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11 posted 05-28-2000 02:35 AM       View Profile for redheart angrybraids   Email redheart angrybraids   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for redheart angrybraids

she's nuts oh, she's nutso, how does it feel to be groped? hate it, don't understand it, wish people could please them selves.
though, the story of the scene was extremly vivid, vivid is the best.
kindly,
redheart angrybraids
Lorraine Nisbet
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12 posted 05-28-2000 09:40 AM       View Profile for Lorraine Nisbet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorraine Nisbet


insect,

very funny...an enjoyable read.

~Lorraine

 
A great poet is nothing more....than a discovered amateur

insect
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13 posted 05-29-2000 12:14 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

kat…Nothing like seeing a hairball come out
         of a cat's mouth! Unless you step in it!!
          That's worse!!!!HA!HA!
          Your real name isn't Fluffy is it? Because
          I'm your friend, I swear!! LOL

          I haven't been in adult yet! But soon I'll
          check it out and read them. Sounds like fun!
          Thanks!

serenity…You got a smile on your puss! LOL

redheart
angrybraids…Your hair doesn't attack you like
                        Fluffy attacked me!! Does it? LOL
                        "VIVID,VIVID"…THANK YOU!!

Lorraine Nisbet…I'm glad you enjoyed the story, poem!

Thank you all fur responding

 
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