disclaimer...this is NOT the truth!
Alicat's Computer Told Me So
I double-clicked the icon to connect
something started happening, what the heck?
Ali's computer started popping and spluttering
and in return I started wiggling and muttering
then just when I could take no more
started the sound of a squeaking door
a wiley voice, from C:/special_files
said "Hello Handsome, it's been awhile"
I looked around, nearly in a fit
wondering just who the heck was it!
moved the mouse to open Explorer
when it started, TO MY HORROR!
windows opened on their own
and oh the awful things they show'n
I blushed and giggled just a tad
wondered at this friend I had
oh Ali, was my quiet response
when the screen came up blondes
buxom, busty, not so cute
oh I felt quite so rude
I didn't mean to pry and poke
not even lightly, as a joke
I wanted just to the internet get on
not be bombarded by noxious blondes!
[This message has been edited by X Angel (edited 05-11-2000).]