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Alicat's Computer Told Me So

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X Angel
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0 posted 05-11-2000 01:28 PM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for X Angel

disclaimer...this is NOT the truth!

Alicat's Computer Told Me So

I double-clicked the icon to connect
something started happening, what the heck?
Ali's computer started popping and spluttering
and in return I started wiggling and muttering

then just when I could take no more
started the sound of a squeaking door
a wiley voice, from C:/special_files
said "Hello Handsome, it's been awhile"

I looked around, nearly in a fit
wondering just who the heck was it!
moved the mouse to open Explorer
when it started, TO MY HORROR!

windows opened on their own
and oh the awful things they show'n
I blushed and giggled just a tad
wondered at this friend I had

oh Ali, was my quiet response
when the screen came up blondes
buxom, busty, not so cute
oh I felt quite so rude

I didn't mean to pry and poke
not even lightly, as a joke
I wanted just to the internet get on
not be bombarded by noxious blondes!



[This message has been edited by X Angel (edited 05-11-2000).]
© Copyright 2000 Heather Walters - All Rights Reserved
Denise
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1 posted 05-11-2000 01:31 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

LOL   This is just too funny, Heather!!

Denise
PhaerieChild
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2 posted 05-11-2000 01:34 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

That's FUNNY!!!! Thanks for the giggles.

 Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

Shawna R. Holder
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wayoutwalt
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3 posted 05-11-2000 02:17 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

i hopes alicat dont mind yuh ratting on him   yuh way clever poem here
Nan
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4 posted 05-11-2000 04:46 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Wait a minute - You expect me NOT to believe this??? Huh?? Huh???...
brian madden
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5 posted 05-11-2000 05:42 PM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

The internet is such a strange thing, my computer often mistakes the word poetry with porn... maybe I shouldn't spell poetry with an "n." LOL. thanks for the smile.
doreen peri
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6 posted 05-11-2000 06:19 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

ummm... hmmmm... really? hehe
no kidding?
you're kidding, right?
damn girl, you sure can write some rhyming verse... who woulda thought?!!

this is a very interesting saga... i'm intrigued... but not that much... LOL

ROFL...

i can't even imagine...  
Marilyn
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7 posted 05-11-2000 06:33 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Lmao....I'm with nan on this one.    If anyone would do this it would be Ali or maybe Balladeer....lol. (oh we can't forget Toe!!)  
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8 posted 05-11-2000 06:50 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

LOL! I go away from my computer for the day, and find this waiting when I get back. Can't leave you guys alone for a minute, eh?   Cute poem, Angel.  

 Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau"
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9 posted 05-11-2000 07:25 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

My computer is having 'Ali' withdrawal!!! She moans all night long because there is no longer a connection to the 'kilted one'...(psst! XAngel, check out his files..see if there's a 'kiltless' photo of him!!)...hehehehehe
Lone Wolf
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10 posted 05-11-2000 09:47 PM       View Profile for Lone Wolf   Email Lone Wolf   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lone Wolf

X Angel....
I had no idea!!!!  A whole new side of him!!!!  LOL.....great poem!!  Thanks for the laugh!!!!  
LW
menage a demideux
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11 posted 05-11-2000 11:05 PM       View Profile for menage a demideux   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for menage a demideux

Theez iz absolument incroyable! Tres bon, mon amie!


je suis la manage a demideux
WhtDove
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12 posted 05-12-2000 11:00 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL!! Good one. I tend to bet there were blondes on the screen though.
Yeah, what Sharon said, is there a kiltless Ali in there anywhere? LOL
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13 posted 05-12-2000 09:53 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

I don't get it. Aren't all computer programmed that way?? Huh? Huh? Mine runs on Widows 98!

Marilyn....how you talk  

Love the poem, angel.
Alicat
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14 posted 05-22-2000 10:14 AM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

OMG!!!
Honest, it weren't me...um....someone must've hacked my computer...yeah....um...yeah, internet terrorists....honest....

*resists the urge to cover my blushing face with my kilt*

Alicat, the kilted persnikitty  
Lorraine Nisbet
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15 posted 05-22-2000 12:20 PM       View Profile for Lorraine Nisbet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorraine Nisbet


Very funny...lol...i needed that.  Thank you.

~Lorraine
 
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