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Where Have All The "Crazies" Gone?

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Toerag
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0 posted 05-09-2000 01:22 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Where's Balladeer and LongJohn?
Elvis Presley's dead,
Nighthawk's out a riding,
Or drinkin' beer instead.

My mind's a'goin' crazy,
(As if that's something new)
I think I need some therapy,
I may be way past due?

I remember when I was married,
My wife said I drank more than I used to,
I told her that's not possible,
For a mortal human to do!

Sure I took some drugs,
Many years ago...
But they won't hurt ya, hurt ya, hurt ya,
As I'm sure you all should know

I'm just the innocent Toerag,
Looking for some fun,
I know I'm a son of something,
And it sure ain't a simple gun!
© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 05-09-2000 01:50 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Hiya Darling..

NH got called away, his dad..   

Haven't seen LJA for ages though, I guess Lor is keeping him busy..*g*

Good to see you about..

HUSG darling
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2 posted 05-09-2000 01:50 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Toe~ you are so much fun, I needed a poem from you today. I have so much crap going on today, a smile feels so out of place. Thank you for putting it back on for me!   -SEA
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3 posted 05-09-2000 01:53 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

SEA: You ok?

HUGS
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4 posted 05-09-2000 01:55 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

My two mistresses! It's been ages since I've been able to sleep with you two....Um, er, I mean speak with you two! How in the health are ya?....
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5 posted 05-09-2000 01:56 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

RG~ no I'm a mess today... I have to get a leap done on my cervix, ugh! my kids are being really rotten, and my husband is being a clod, other than that, I'm really ok. -SEA
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6 posted 05-09-2000 01:58 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Love ya Toe!!!! -SEA
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7 posted 05-09-2000 01:59 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yassee?.....Sea? Ya need me! I can leap your cervix in a matter of seconds?......I hope things go well sweets....and I'm sure your hubby will come around, and the kids.....have ya tried cuttin' him off?.....Don't feed the kids?....Ground all of them? I remember when my wife cut me off to once a month.....that wasn't really that bad...she cut some of my friends off all together?.....
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8 posted 05-09-2000 02:01 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Darling: I'm doing ok, how about you?..

HUSG

SEA: I'm not sure 'leap' is a good word combined with cervix when Toe's around...*g*  what the flipping heck is leap???  but good luck and tell your husband to be kind and gentle with you and the children to behave...that's sure to work...LOL

HUSG
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9 posted 05-09-2000 02:03 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Come to think of it....What the hell is leap?....I've heard of eat, seek, treat, meat,.....but what's leap?.....Is that like jumping over the kitty?.....I'm so confused, but, that's normal for me yanno?....
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10 posted 05-09-2000 02:05 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Toe~ my dear, I'd much rather you leap over it!

RG~ sweetie, it sucks.....I have to get my cervix numb, then she's gotta burn a couple spots of "bad" cells off... then I'll cramp and bleed for a few days.... they do this so it won't grow into cancer.....
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11 posted 05-09-2000 02:07 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Toe: I think we both just had it explained... ..

HUSG

SEA: Here we call that laser treatment and yep, it's flipping uncomfortable and a little embarrassing to say the least...I feel for you sweetheart, hope you're ok..

HUGS
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12 posted 05-09-2000 02:08 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Sea....I'm so very sorry I asked?....I thought it may be something about going to an OBGYN and skipping over the Pap?....I'm sorry you're having the OBGWhyme blues....and know everything will turn out well....you just take care, and pretend Toerag's doing the procedure.....that way you'll know it will turn out just great!
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13 posted 05-09-2000 02:09 PM       View Profile for Craig   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Craig

Hello Toe, I'm not sure where they are but there are rumors!

Toerag where do I begin
To tell the sorry tale
Long John while out Fishing
Was mistaken for a whale
Nighthawk in a drunken state
Joined a local hippy commune
Chanting ĎBan the bumí and ĎPeace maní
In a caftan of pure maroon
Old balladeer got arrested
By the Sonnet Poem Police
For passing off fake sonnets
(But heís out on day release)

At least thatís what the rumors say
But it might not be the truth
Cause they also said that you moved south
And changed your name to Ruth


 Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool:
But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet.


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14 posted 05-09-2000 02:11 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Craig: Flipping heck, hello stranger..   You're on the ball tonight..*g*

HUSG
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15 posted 05-09-2000 02:13 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

RG~ My kids will be with my Dad, my hubby is driving me cuz I get so shaky from the epinephrine, and ya, it's embarrasing, not exactly what I like opening my legs for!(LOL) I had this done 2 years ago, I'll be fine.

Toe~ thank you soooo very much for making me laugh. I needed it! I'll just remember that and laugh my way through it. At least I'll try! I gotta go get ready to go now, thanks you two for letting me talk to you, I really needed it! Love you guys,SEA
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16 posted 05-09-2000 02:14 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

I'm not sure
But I've heard it said,
That LongJohn's had a sex change,
And changed his name to Craig?

Now this may be only rumor,
But now I ponder not,
But howdy pal, hope you're well,
I've missed ya all alot!
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17 posted 05-09-2000 02:14 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

LJA's gone out to SEA
Ruth is back, hooray for we...
Balladeer has snuck in here
and Toe's he's holding hostage beer...

Just stick around, good ol' Toe,
so we know for smilies where to go
LJA and 'Deer will join in force
and the sound you'll hear
is the laughing chorus!
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18 posted 05-09-2000 02:17 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yanno Sunshine? I remember in High School when I couldn't wait to quit art and intercourse....I mean, Enter Chorus....okay, so the first one was on my mind most of the time....but I can sing some?
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19 posted 05-09-2000 02:19 PM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

Uhmmm guys? I think I found the crazies...they're all posting replies to this poem...*wink*
~X~

good luck SEA!
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20 posted 05-09-2000 02:23 PM       View Profile for Craig   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Craig


Now this is real confusing
Cause on a bet and for a thrill
I booked in to the lop chop shop
And now call myself April

So Toeís now known as Little Ruth
John is Craig (how queer)
Iíve become Miss April
WHO THE HELL IS BALLADEER!!!!


 Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool:
But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet.


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21 posted 05-09-2000 02:24 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

You can sing more than some! LOL. But it's hell persuading you to do so!!!
And rather than change your name to Ruth... *G* Might I suggest some alternatives involving someone by that name? LOL Leap this way! *G*
This is wonderful, sweetie... some of the crazies may be missing, but there are more! LOL.
Thanks for the smiles!!!! (Okay... grins... at the poem... and your "run for the hills" expression at Sea's explanation! LOL.
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22 posted 05-09-2000 02:27 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

X-Angel: That's something I'll happily admit to....*g*

HUGS

SEA: Best of luck and remember to look left or right but never straight ahead and don't eat pickled onions before you go...*g*

HUGS

Darling: I'm off to look at something else for a bit so take care of you.. and don't be a stranger, listening?..

HUSG
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23 posted 05-09-2000 03:32 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Who is BALLADEER?
Are those the words I hear?
I'm here, my boys, as you can plainly see
But I'm the only one
And I can't have no fun
Cause all you suckers done ran out on me!

Toe, you took off a spell
LongJohn has gone to hell
Craig? Well, he drops by just once a month or two
Lucy girl became a relic
Poet Femme has turned angelic
So what's a Balladeer supposed to do?

It appears that Corazon
Has left us all alone
Chris doesn't like the way that we respond
Poet deVine has lost her spunk
And without your silly junk
I'm headed for the Rest Home and beyond.

So hear this BALLADEER
And get yore butt back here
There's wars to fight and battles to be won.
Craig's ready, I am sure
So let's provide the cure
To chase away the blues and have some fun!!

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24 posted 05-09-2000 04:12 PM       View Profile for Craig   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Craig


Bally Dear

Once a month!!! Iím a three times a night guy ask PDV  


Your idea sounds rather good
That bit about us having fun
Iím always ready for a laugh
So put me down for some


 Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool:
But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet.


 
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