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Where Have All The "Crazies" Gone?

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poetFemmeFatale
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25 posted 05-09-2000 04:27 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Ohmygawd....and I thought there was something wrong with ME!     See you cats later, back to church I go!   ROFLMAO  I do believe this is the first ever thread that mentions "cervix".....(gasp)  
Justin Thyme
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26 posted 05-09-2000 06:41 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

I'm still nuts
I'm sure you know.
I'm still here
but where'd I go?

Where I am
is where I is.
But where is that?
That is the quiz.

[This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 05-09-2000).]
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27 posted 05-09-2000 07:37 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Lost my spunk did you say?
Well, I'll tell you plain and true
I've got more spunk in this vine
that in all of you

Craig is a 3time guy
nightly on ICQ
Toe is in absentia
and in dementia too

LngJhn is no longer long
he's short on time in here
I've rarely seen a spark
from our old Balladeer!
Poet deVine
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28 posted 05-09-2000 09:54 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

On second thought! Where have all the crazies gone? YOU, my friend Toe are the head-crazie!! Where did YOU go?
WhtDove
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29 posted 05-09-2000 10:20 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL  I needed this big time!!!!
Craig you're on ROLL! Love it all!
Miss ya toe!
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30 posted 05-09-2000 10:43 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

How can this be? Who woulda thunk
DeVine still had a little spunk?
And Craig is a three-times-a-nighter?
Lucky DeVine! That must delight her!
And Justin Thyme stopped by to call?
Perhaps there is hope after all!!!!!!
Lorelei54
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31 posted 05-09-2000 10:52 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

LJA and Lorelei,
are busy living life the old fashioned way.
Work, travel, moving...and still enjoying being newly weds...Currently in Chattanooga Tennessee again, till Friday, then heading back to Maryland and our new abode...all is well with us, but LJA is busy with the books.  Good to hear we have been missed...Drop us a line!
wayoutwalt
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32 posted 05-09-2000 11:06 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

okokokokoko yuh yuh uyh yhuhuy what really does it take to be certified bonafied tutti fruti fied around here that i ain't been mentioned yet durnit i work hard to be this knocked up on frutopia loopies so durned well gime some that reeeeeespect!!

[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 05-09-2000).]
netswan
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33 posted 05-09-2000 11:16 PM       View Profile for netswan   Email netswan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit netswan's Home Page   View IP for netswan

Well hello Toe, we haven't met
but I have been really jammed

Opened this crazy poetry thread
to see if I was out of my head,

Now, because of all of you
I find myself in catch-22
should I be insane,
what an interesting game

Well have met Balladeer,
and the devine Poet --)
and fatal poet
but where is this 3 time a nighter?

All I know is there are many clever
poets in here
--so to you Toe - I shall pop open a beer

Cervix- well seems as interesting
as any and very sorry ya got to go through it
added stress is never fun - but gives
you an excuse to kick his buns

Met a few docs who say the cervix can't feel pain - now I know... they are insane

Well, feel slighlty uncomfortable
busting into this crazy place
so maybe I am sane after all
hope I don't leave in disgrace

netswan

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34 posted 05-10-2000 12:00 AM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Hey, Walt, my boy, oh golly gee!!
We do owe an apology.
To all of us a little odd
We DO consider you a God!!!

I have to say it is my fault
That you were not included, Walt.
Come and join us, if you please.
We'd love to have your expertise!!!!
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35 posted 05-10-2000 01:10 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

What's this you say Balladeer?
Walt's an expert tease?
I should have known you'd say that
you always aim to please

Remember when this kind of thing
was what we enjoyed the most
Rhyming war with other poets
and even Ron, our host!

We've lost our close knit cronies
somewhere in all this rhyme
so let's enjoy each other again
once more, for old sakes time!!

serenity blaze
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36 posted 05-10-2000 03:46 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

And I thought all the crazies were staying at my house!   I can see Serenity's Bed & Breakfast will have to add a few more rubber rooms!
Nan
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37 posted 05-10-2000 07:01 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

ALL RIGHTY THEN!!
Dustin' off my big ole' eraser here...

Off to d'eraces

suthern
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38 posted 05-10-2000 10:45 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Aw, Nan... put that eraser away! We haven't had this much fun in a long while! LOL

See what you started, Toe??? *G* All your fun playmates are jes waiting for you to finish being busy! *G*

ROFL @ the PDV/Balladeer/Walt show... and hoping the head-crazie gets back here soon! *G*
Kit McCallum
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39 posted 05-10-2000 11:17 AM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

I feel like a voyeur!  Hope you don't mind me watching the battle ... much enjoying this!

/Kit
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40 posted 05-10-2000 01:00 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Well here I come a little late,
It has become my fashion.
I'll jump right in to this bebate,
And do a little flashin.
(of my pearly white's Mikey boy  )

Toerag is a little Ruth?
And Craig is now an April?
Someone please tell the truth,
Have all the men gone (can't get a rhyme here..sigh) Female?

They're runnin round in little skirts,
They're blouses open wide.
Lookin for their just deserts,
With every flavor tried.

Look around at hairy chests,
Encased in frilly bras.
Are they really doing jests,
Or living life as Ma's?
X Angel
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41 posted 05-10-2000 01:31 PM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

Oh my God, I can't believe my eyes
these poet girls are really guys?

oh my god, oh my dear
I shoulda knew it was Balladeer

I can't rhyme, don't I know it!
I'm just a lowly Free Verse poet

but rhyme I'll try so hard to do
just to play along with you

old Toe is here, back to play
even tho he's wearin' silk Lingerie

maybe I'll watch and see who's who
maybe Walt's been sniffin dippity-do

my oh my, this site is keen
with Miss DeVine as the Queen

back and forth this banter goes
as all the crazies keep us on our *TOES*

signing off for now it's true
but I'll be back to pester you


*sigh* I TRIED


Craig
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42 posted 05-10-2000 02:26 PM       View Profile for Craig   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Craig

Shopping After The Chopping

These high heeled shoes are killing me
They give you aching knees.
My ankles weren’t designed to bend
More than forty-five degrees.
And if I get these sharp false nails
On the bloke that made this bra
He’ll get a stiletto enema.
Yes, you know who you are!!
This dress is pretty sexy though,
Straight from Paris France it is
Much better than the suit I wore
But does my bum look big in this?


 Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool:
But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet.


Dr.Moose1
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43 posted 05-10-2000 04:46 PM       View Profile for Dr.Moose1   Email Dr.Moose1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dr.Moose1

There's just no way thatI could stay
out of all of this fuss
Seems like 'twas only yesterday
that I was one of us

But changin' to a dress and heels
don't seem quite right to me
I'd as soon wear four big wheels
and jump out of a tree

Get some speed up down a hill
and feel air resistance
Not knowing if I have the skill
to go the whole darn distance

If women's clothes are what you like
that's plain okay with me
But dresses on a Mooses butt
are not a sight to see !!!

Corazon
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44 posted 05-10-2000 05:25 PM       View Profile for Corazon   Email Corazon   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corazon

does just going crazy count me in? good to see you MR.TOE  
Corinne
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45 posted 05-10-2000 05:34 PM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

Toe,

you're the only one that could cause such a stir after such a LONG haitus.

Nice to see ya, crazy as always.

Corinne
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46 posted 05-10-2000 09:42 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Yeah, Toe can really cause a stir
'Specially if he became a "her"
And Craig is wearin women's clothes
While donning blonde wigs, I suppose.
Dr. Moose is now Moosette...
How crazy can this whole scene get????
Nan is ready to erase
If anything gets out of place.
Poet DeVine has pencil poised
Ready to rumble with "the boys"
So now that we are set to go
Where the hell is Mr. Toe??
Is he just a hit and runner?
Takes pot-shots like a tail gunner?
Round up the posse, Craig my, er, girl
And let's track down that little squirrel!
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47 posted 05-10-2000 09:50 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

We must be on an adventure here finding poetic fossils. Its nice to see all you people in one thread so I can say hi to all of you at the same time. Geesh..back to my work..There's poetry to be read.  

 Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau"
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48 posted 05-10-2000 09:56 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Poetic fossil.....YES!!! That is the best description of Toerag I've seen! Nicely said. Temptress!
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49 posted 05-10-2000 10:05 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

'deer, now you've gone and done it! Now Toe's going to come in and tell his how old his bone is..how big it is..why it's the best fossil bone ever!!! Geez...
 
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