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When you talk you just don't shut up

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insect
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0 posted 05-08-2000 09:40 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for insect


When you talk you just don't shut up

I'm thinking of your repulsive laugh and silly smile
When you talk you just don't shut up
There are no clean clothes and the dishes are in a pile
Food flew from your mouth into the cup
You take the covers when I'm asleep
I'm up all night because you snore
I pay for everything and your so cheep
You're expensive clothes is making me poor
You never leave hot water in the morning
Then you brush your teeth,WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAP
Sitting on the crapper, the door slams open with out a warning
That constant dripping,JUST TURN OFF THE TAP
After a long day at work, I have to fix everything that's broken
No dinner on the table even when I'M late
All these dirty ashtrays, when is she going to stop smoking
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, oh I hear the gate
I don't know if I can take this anymore
DAMIT, it took her ten minutes from the gate to the door
I think I've had it, I think we are through
HI! HONEY I was just thinking how much I miss you




[This message has been edited by insect (edited 05-31-2000).]
© Copyright 2000 insect - All Rights Reserved
doreen peri
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1 posted 05-08-2000 09:43 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

LOL! Ain't married life grand?

hey, you could do a dish or two yourself, yknow...  

Had to read this because the title was very intriguing... hope it's fictional.
  
Kit McCallum
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2 posted 05-08-2000 09:47 PM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

Thanks Insect ... I needed a good chuckle tonight.  Loved it!

Best wishes,
/Kit
insect
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3 posted 05-09-2000 12:36 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

doreen peri…Glad you laughed because I had fun writing this (elgnis).
                      Dishwasher or by hand.
                      Hope it's fictional for everyone else too.
                      Always like to hear your replies even though I'm new here.
                        
Kit McCallum…Your welcome and you can have three wishes.
                          
Thanks for responding
Parker
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4 posted 05-09-2000 11:18 AM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

Very funny, and a good view of life from the other side I think. Keep them coming.

Jim
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5 posted 05-09-2000 11:32 AM       View Profile for Aimster   Email Aimster   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aimster

--I dont know if this was intended to be...but this was HILARIOUS!!   i now remember why it is i DON'T want to get married j/k. Thanks for the laugh though!

Take care,

Amy  

 ~Live today as though it were your last but prepare for tomorrow as though it were here~
insect
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6 posted 05-09-2000 06:21 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

Haleyja…. A comical view intended …thanks.


Aimster…HILARIOUS!! Thank you, it always feels good to make someone laugh. Take two cares.


Thanks for responding.

netswan
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7 posted 05-09-2000 07:41 PM       View Profile for netswan   Email netswan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit netswan's Home Page   View IP for netswan

LOL - what an ugly marriage you portray,

AND so sad - that people actually do
live like that ----and put up with it.
Geeze.

netswan
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8 posted 05-10-2000 12:20 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

netswan…Thanks for laughing a lot.
                 People who are really like that or have to put up with that …need a good laugh to get them away
                 from the ugly.
                 Geeze…This word geeze, I've used it in speech but never actually seen it written down before.    
                 So I decided to look in this 1976 Oxford dictionary that just happened to be right here beside me
                 And the closest words in this order, were….geese. (See goose).
                                                                                        gee-string.     Var. of G-string.
                                                                                        geezer.   Old man.
                 So I guess geeze is goose the old man with the gee-string between them.
                 That almost makes sense. I mean that almost makes nonsense. I mean  this
                  is nonsense.
                  Geewhiz.

Nice of you to respond
                                                                                                  
serenity blaze
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9 posted 05-11-2000 08:35 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Couldn't let this one just go...been reading it over and over, just keeps getting better...a bit twisted, but true and witty,
couldn't help but love this...
insect
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10 posted 05-12-2000 02:12 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

Serenity…Thank you for making me smile.
insect
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11 posted 05-12-2000 02:12 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

Serenity…Thank you for making me smile.
insect
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12 posted 05-12-2000 02:16 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

Sorry I hiccuped!!
netswan
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13 posted 05-12-2000 05:26 AM       View Profile for netswan   Email netswan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit netswan's Home Page   View IP for netswan

Well geeze  ------- insect wonder
if jeeze is the dictionary LOL
Hey, I unfortunately lived a twisted life
with a broken home and a mom married
six times        so this poem
is very real to me especially since
we were responsible to clean up the mess
SIGH  POEM NOT fictional to the background
that I come from --)

But still made me laugh -----cuz
people when they are old enough to decide
what they want out of life and if they
choose such a wife  as my current bf
did for 17 years ------I can hardly
sympathize. I JUST wonder -----what
makes them put up with laziness?

Why don't they get out?? It is a question
that has always been heavy upon my mind.
But then I laugh at all serious matters
is my way to handle stress ----works
most of the time to have sense of humor.

But once in awhile you run into an overly
serious person who is appalled and thinks
you have the gall, and does  not realize
that is how you handle pain.

Oh sigh - that is life --)
Besides when I was younger alright was never in the dictionary and teachers marked you
down if you =spelled all right wrong LOL
now it is acceptable so geeze shall
be there soon   --)

But a most common word I hear is "snuck"
I can't find that word in the dictionary
anywhere, can you????  hope you sneaked
a peek.

poetFemmeFatale
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14 posted 05-12-2000 11:39 AM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

hehehehe  Gawd, I knew someone like this!!  ACK
Thank God, I got rid of him!  LOL  All the things you mentioned in the house?  Yep...to a "T".     Talk about high maintanence!  No thankie, I have my own life to "tossle".   This was fabulous!  This place always welcomes humor!  We're honored to have you sprucing up the place!     Hope to see more funnies from you soon!  ROFLMAO  
Denise
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15 posted 05-12-2000 12:15 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL   This is soooooo funny, Insect! It is so refreshing to read some humor! I can't get enough of it!!

Denise
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16 posted 05-14-2000 03:24 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

netswan…Holy Passion addiction with such affection BATMAN! (netswan)
                  Wow!* INSECT WONDER* sounds like a super hero! LOL
                  
                  Holy disinclination to production and sloth BATMAN!
                  People are lazy. Everyone knows chores should be shared.
                  But they could be a very busy person and they might get a
                  maid or pay a family member to take care of it or some other
                  reason. You can't be lazy in here. It's hard to keep up with all
                  the poets and to find the time as well.
                
                  Geeze, cuz, snuck, maybe we should write a small dictionary
                   for words like these and keep adding to it. I've noticed kids
                   always say a lot of excellent words to describe things too.

                   I started to try and find that word "snuck" in the dictionary but
                   I got half way through the "B" section and started to get lazy.
                   You don't mind do ya! You’re the best! Thanks netswan.
                    You're alright by me! LOL

poetFemmeFatale…nice to see you laughing but get off the floor! LOL back at
                                 you. Heheheha!

dsnyder…WHAT? This is so sick it's a tumour.oops! SORRY! I had to focus my
                  eyes with all these little smiles rolling around. LOL

Love all the responses

    
                                
                  


                  

                  

                  
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17 posted 05-26-2000 09:47 PM       View Profile for SpitFire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SpitFire

~Ok Insect,...you are off the wall!!! Hehe.  You're a riot.  This here is quite a piece of work.  Hhmmm,...think I knew someone like this once. {{{KNEW}}} haha.  Your replies are too much.   .
kat
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18 posted 05-27-2000 12:28 AM       View Profile for kat   Email kat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for kat

LOL. That was sooo funny! You're halarious! I Love humor and your responses are just as funny.lol.Thanks for sharing that. Hope to see alot more of your work.  

Kat
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19 posted 05-28-2000 12:25 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

SpitFire…You mean like a beer! 98 bottles of….
                 I didn't mean to start a RIOT!!!!  
                 I hope it's not a mob of women…
                 well maybe I do..I mean..ummm
                 What kind of weapons are they
                 carrying?….WHIPS!!! If they get
                  to close could you spit some fire
                  at them for me! THANKS!! LOL

kat…I'm Hal a rious…sounds like an infection!
         Or a virus in 2010………..You know that
         odd something?…. Odyssey! That's it!!!

          You love HOMER!…who's he?…DOE!!
          Oops!! You love humor!! LOL…me too!
          
          Your sweet kat!!
           Sweet as a Kit-kat!!…Mmmmmmmm!!!

THANKS SpitFire…getting any sleep yet?
                                  Maybe this will laugh
                                  you to sleep…I mean
                                  have you tried counting
                                  sheep!! LOL Did ya try
                                  THE GAME (curious)

THANKS kat…Mmmmmmmm!
                  Go to SEARCH option at the
                  top of the page and click. You
                  can find more of my work in
                  Open 7…well!! all of my work!
                  Respond if you like. Thanks again.
                   Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
                  
          
          
SpitFire
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20 posted 05-28-2000 10:31 PM       View Profile for SpitFire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SpitFire

~Yes you little nut. . I got a  chance to read the GAME.  You are such the creative little thing.  Ok now I'm just feeding you lines to fool with.  Your work is refreshing...like an ice cold bucket of water being dumped on your head when least expected.  haha. That's what it does to me. Sorry. haha.  Oh and of course I will put the fire spitting into action shall any mobs of whip bearing women get too close. hehe. Take care. *Peace.
Parker
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21 posted 05-31-2000 09:10 PM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

Well insect, got to put this back up, its too funny. so back up you go.  
Irie
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22 posted 06-01-2000 12:28 AM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie

ROFLMAO!!!  
This....This is absolutely hysterical!
Oh the joys of being a couple!
Thanks for the laugh insect! I was in need today!


 ~Sheri
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23 posted 06-10-2000 05:44 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

SpitFire…Sorry for the delayed response to your response
                 but I was stuck in traffic for a few weeks…
                  So you played THE GAME, if you got THE
                  answer. What is THE number? Tell me in my
                  next poem that's posted in open 8. Thanks it's
                  nice to know when a mob comes along your
                  going to be there throwing flames from your
                  mouth to keep the stinging whippersnappers
                  from snapping at me!! You hot poet you!!!


Haleyja…Every time you read my poems you throw up!!
                 Well thanks!! It means a lot to me!! Be sure to
                 brush afterwards!!!


Irie…"ROFLMAO!!!"…Thanks and try THE GAME it's
          all about ROFLMAO…let me know if you get a laugh
          and THE answer, but don't say what it is. Thanks!
          "This…. This is absolutely hysterical!" WOW!! Never
          thought it would be written in hysteri…umm..history!!
          Hope we can have another laugh!! Another day!! Another way?
          Oh! Maybe choke out Hairball too? Ha! Ha! LOL

I HAD A REALLY GOOD LAUGH HERE THANKS TO ALL OF
THE RESPONSES FROM ALL OF YOU. * THANKS ROTFLMAO

Insect when you talk you just don't shut up

 
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