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When you talk you just don't shut up
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When you talk you just don't shut up |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
When you talk you just don't shut up I'm thinking of your repulsive laugh and silly smile When you talk you just don't shut up There are no clean clothes and the dishes are in a pile Food flew from your mouth into the cup You take the covers when I'm asleep I'm up all night because you snore I pay for everything and your so cheep You're expensive clothes is making me poor You never leave hot water in the morning Then you brush your teeth,WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAP Sitting on the crapper, the door slams open with out a warning That constant dripping,JUST TURN OFF THE TAP After a long day at work, I have to fix everything that's broken No dinner on the table even when I'M late All these dirty ashtrays, when is she going to stop smoking WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, oh I hear the gate I don't know if I can take this anymore DAMIT, it took her ten minutes from the gate to the door I think I've had it, I think we are through HI! HONEY I was just thinking how much I miss you [This message has been edited by insect (edited 05-31-2000).] |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
LOL! Ain't married life grand? hey, you could do a dish or two yourself, yknow...  Had to read this because the title was very intriguing... hope it's fictional.  |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Thanks Insect ... I needed a good chuckle tonight. Loved it! Best wishes, /Kit |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
doreen peri…Glad you laughed because I had fun writing this (elgnis). Dishwasher or by hand. Hope it's fictional for everyone else too. Always like to hear your replies even though I'm new here. Kit McCallum…Your welcome and you can have three wishes. Thanks for responding |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Very funny, and a good view of life from the other side I think. Keep them coming. Jim |
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Aimster Member Elite
since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297Charlotte, NC |
--I dont know if this was intended to be...but this was HILARIOUS!! i now remember why it is i DON'T want to get married j/k. Thanks for the laugh though!Take care, Amy  ~Live today as though it were your last but prepare for tomorrow as though it were here~ |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Haleyja…. A comical view intended …thanks. Aimster…HILARIOUS!! Thank you, it always feels good to make someone laugh. Take two cares. Thanks for responding. |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
LOL - what an ugly marriage you portray, AND so sad - that people actually do live like that ----and put up with it. Geeze. netswan |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
netswan…Thanks for laughing a lot. People who are really like that or have to put up with that …need a good laugh to get them away from the ugly. Geeze…This word geeze, I've used it in speech but never actually seen it written down before. So I decided to look in this 1976 Oxford dictionary that just happened to be right here beside me And the closest words in this order, were….geese. (See goose). gee-string. Var. of G-string. geezer. Old man. So I guess geeze is goose the old man with the gee-string between them. That almost makes sense. I mean that almost makes nonsense. I mean this is nonsense. Geewhiz. Nice of you to respond |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Couldn't let this one just go...been reading it over and over, just keeps getting better...a bit twisted, but true and witty, couldn't help but love this... |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Serenity…Thank you for making me smile. |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Serenity…Thank you for making me smile. |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Sorry I hiccuped!! |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
Well geeze ------- insect wonder if jeeze is the dictionary LOL Hey, I unfortunately lived a twisted life with a broken home and a mom married six times so this poem is very real to me especially since we were responsible to clean up the mess SIGH POEM NOT fictional to the background that I come from --) But still made me laugh -----cuz people when they are old enough to decide what they want out of life and if they choose such a wife as my current bf did for 17 years ------I can hardly sympathize. I JUST wonder -----what makes them put up with laziness? Why don't they get out?? It is a question that has always been heavy upon my mind. But then I laugh at all serious matters is my way to handle stress ----works most of the time to have sense of humor. But once in awhile you run into an overly serious person who is appalled and thinks you have the gall, and does not realize that is how you handle pain. Oh sigh - that is life --) Besides when I was younger alright was never in the dictionary and teachers marked you down if you =spelled all right wrong LOL now it is acceptable so geeze shall be there soon --) But a most common word I hear is "snuck" I can't find that word in the dictionary anywhere, can you???? hope you sneaked a peek. |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
hehehehe Gawd, I knew someone like this!! ACK Thank God, I got rid of him! LOL All the things you mentioned in the house? Yep...to a "T".  Talk about high maintanence! No thankie, I have my own life to "tossle". This was fabulous! This place always welcomes humor! We're honored to have you sprucing up the place! Hope to see more funnies from you soon! ROFLMAO |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL This is soooooo funny, Insect! It is so refreshing to read some humor! I can't get enough of it!!Denise |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
netswan…Holy Passion addiction with such affection BATMAN! (netswan) Wow!* INSECT WONDER* sounds like a super hero! LOL Holy disinclination to production and sloth BATMAN! People are lazy. Everyone knows chores should be shared. But they could be a very busy person and they might get a maid or pay a family member to take care of it or some other reason. You can't be lazy in here. It's hard to keep up with all the poets and to find the time as well. Geeze, cuz, snuck, maybe we should write a small dictionary for words like these and keep adding to it. I've noticed kids always say a lot of excellent words to describe things too. I started to try and find that word "snuck" in the dictionary but I got half way through the "B" section and started to get lazy. You don't mind do ya! You’re the best! Thanks netswan. You're alright by me! LOL poetFemmeFatale…nice to see you laughing but get off the floor! LOL back at you. Heheheha! dsnyder…WHAT? This is so sick it's a tumour.oops! SORRY! I had to focus my eyes with all these little smiles rolling around. LOL Love all the responses |
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SpitFire Member Elite
since 2000-04-19
Posts 2396 |
~Ok Insect,...you are off the wall!!! Hehe. You're a riot. This here is quite a piece of work. Hhmmm,...think I knew someone like this once. {{{KNEW}}} haha. Your replies are too much. . |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
LOL. That was sooo funny! You're halarious! I Love humor and your responses are just as funny.lol.Thanks for sharing that. Hope to see alot more of your work. Kat |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
SpitFire…You mean like a beer! 98 bottles of…. I didn't mean to start a RIOT!!!! I hope it's not a mob of women… well maybe I do..I mean..ummm What kind of weapons are they carrying?….WHIPS!!! If they get to close could you spit some fire at them for me! THANKS!! LOL kat…I'm Hal a rious…sounds like an infection! Or a virus in 2010………..You know that odd something?…. Odyssey! That's it!!! You love HOMER!…who's he?…DOE!! Oops!! You love humor!! LOL…me too! Your sweet kat!! Sweet as a Kit-kat!!…Mmmmmmmm!!! THANKS SpitFire…getting any sleep yet? Maybe this will laugh you to sleep…I mean have you tried counting sheep!! LOL Did ya try THE GAME (curious) THANKS kat…Mmmmmmmm! Go to SEARCH option at the top of the page and click. You can find more of my work in Open 7…well!! all of my work! Respond if you like. Thanks again. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!! |
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SpitFire Member Elite
since 2000-04-19
Posts 2396 |
~Yes you little nut. . I got a chance to read the GAME. You are such the creative little thing. Ok now I'm just feeding you lines to fool with. Your work is refreshing...like an ice cold bucket of water being dumped on your head when least expected. haha. That's what it does to me. Sorry. haha. Oh and of course I will put the fire spitting into action shall any mobs of whip bearing women get too close. hehe. Take care. *Peace. |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Well insect, got to put this back up, its too funny. so back up you go. |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
ROFLMAO!!! This....This is absolutely hysterical! Oh the joys of being a couple! Thanks for the laugh insect! I was in need today! ~Sheri |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
SpitFire…Sorry for the delayed response to your response but I was stuck in traffic for a few weeks… So you played THE GAME, if you got THE answer. What is THE number? Tell me in my next poem that's posted in open 8. Thanks it's nice to know when a mob comes along your going to be there throwing flames from your mouth to keep the stinging whippersnappers from snapping at me!! You hot poet you!!! Haleyja…Every time you read my poems you throw up!! Well thanks!! It means a lot to me!! Be sure to brush afterwards!!! Irie…"ROFLMAO!!!"…Thanks and try THE GAME it's all about ROFLMAO…let me know if you get a laugh and THE answer, but don't say what it is. Thanks! "This…. This is absolutely hysterical!" WOW!! Never thought it would be written in hysteri…umm..history!! Hope we can have another laugh!! Another day!! Another way? Oh! Maybe choke out Hairball too? Ha! Ha! LOL I HAD A REALLY GOOD LAUGH HERE THANKS TO ALL OF THE RESPONSES FROM ALL OF YOU. * THANKS ROTFLMAO Insect when you talk you just don't shut up |
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