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Placebo Flo Meet Prozac Jack (run spot run)

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wayoutwalt
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Placebo Flo could make no dough
She tried the best she could
But Placebo Flo I think you know
Did nothing that she should

She tried to work she really tried
Her fingers to the nub
For all her sweat she softly sighed
Her boss: “you’re fired bub”

Placebo Flo said, “hey I know”
A man could make my way
But Placebo Flo could not sew
What would a husband say?

The durndest truth one night she thought
I am Placebo Flo!
The things that I just do not got
I need a mighty beau

Placebo Flo her heart of woe
She had a heart attack
Placebo Flo felt sudden glow
From Doctor Prozac Jack

An angel she thought there she saw
It was Doc Prozac Jack
In one year they were wed by law
Cuz opposites attract

Placebo Flo she wed her beau
And nothing else she did
But Prozac Jack would never know
Why she could ne’er have a kid

THE END!!!!

Warning: tragic ending reader beware

Placebo Flo and Prozac Jack
Adopted Serial Steve
He did stab them both in the back
And with their meds he did leave




 The doctor said, "You're almost dead.
Don't eat green bananas no more."
The sick little monkey groaned and said,
"But that's what I 1-2 the 3-4."
from The Monkey--Shel Silverstein


[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 05-06-2000).]
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Michael
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1 posted 05-06-2000 02:17 AM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

ROFL - gotta go with the tragic ending though Walt...  Thanks for livening up my otherwise boring Friday Night bud.


Michael
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2 posted 05-06-2000 02:23 AM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

Liven up the night indeed Walt...told you they'd all love it!!! I'm still grinning..sorry...can't help it...this was too funny!!!! And the ending kicked some major butt MR.!!!!!!!!

ROFL again and again...


 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...

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3 posted 05-06-2000 04:03 AM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

LOL! When I need a smile, I can always count on your poetry.


 Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau"
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4 posted 05-06-2000 04:47 AM       View Profile for tracie66   Email tracie66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit tracie66's Home Page   View IP for tracie66

Superb read Walt, we want more. Poetry that is not drugs  
Tracie~


 Love is the life of the soul...
It is the harmony of the universe


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5 posted 05-06-2000 02:00 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Walt...this is hilarious!!!!  

Whoa...man, you've gotta stop having those odd, got-off-work-can't-sleep-gotta-get-up-for-work-in-4-hours-inspirations!!!


Alicat  
wayoutwalt
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6 posted 05-06-2000 06:22 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

hehehe yuh than yuh all ouch my head i feel better now
netswan
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7 posted 05-06-2000 07:49 PM       View Profile for netswan   Email netswan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit netswan's Home Page   View IP for netswan

LOL Wayout  -- with that ending I reached
for the prozac -----but it could be a placebo, you know,  yuh?

What fun Walt
Thanks for the smile

netswan
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8 posted 05-06-2000 11:45 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL, what a laugh Walt!  

 *Krista Knutson*

"Lonliness is the human condition."
*Mark Twain, in the book "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"*
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9 posted 05-07-2000 12:30 AM       View Profile for bobbycat   Email bobbycat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bobbycat

*laughs laughs laughs laughs*

Thanks.  

Bobbycat =^..^=
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10 posted 05-07-2000 01:16 AM       View Profile for Meadowmuse   Email Meadowmuse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Meadowmuse's Home Page   View IP for Meadowmuse

Walt,
Clever, wacky stuff...thanks!

~ Claire

 Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau
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11 posted 05-07-2000 08:52 PM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

lol, you are quite the wierdo arent you walt?   Keep up da good work
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12 posted 05-07-2000 09:01 PM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

Thanks for the laugh Walt!  Nice flow and rhythm by the way ...

/Kit
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13 posted 05-07-2000 10:50 PM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie

ROFLMAO!
Thanks for the great laugh Walt!!!!!
But I must know....
What happened to Serial Steve?
Hehehehehehehe
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LMBO!!! Hey prozac? Where are ya?  Walt this is hillarious! Great going Walt-a-roo!
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15 posted 05-08-2000 10:43 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

ROFL!!! I just LOVE love poems with happy endings!
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16 posted 05-08-2000 11:42 PM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

*sigh*

wicked walt with pen in hand
did turn a mighty tale

as always I enjoyed this
~X~
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17 posted 05-09-2000 04:51 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

i am overwhelmed by this ones success frankly i thought it would just get me in trubble for some reason o yuh thanx guys
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