TEXAS (it's all big)
Placebo Flo could make no dough
She tried the best she could
But Placebo Flo I think you know
Did nothing that she should
She tried to work she really tried
Her fingers to the nub
For all her sweat she softly sighed
Her boss: “you’re fired bub”
Placebo Flo said, “hey I know”
A man could make my way
But Placebo Flo could not sew
What would a husband say?
The durndest truth one night she thought
I am Placebo Flo!
The things that I just do not got
I need a mighty beau
Placebo Flo her heart of woe
She had a heart attack
Placebo Flo felt sudden glow
From Doctor Prozac Jack
An angel she thought there she saw
It was Doc Prozac Jack
In one year they were wed by law
Cuz opposites attract
Placebo Flo she wed her beau
And nothing else she did
But Prozac Jack would never know
Why she could ne’er have a kid
Warning: tragic ending reader beware
Placebo Flo and Prozac Jack
Adopted Serial Steve
He did stab them both in the back
And with their meds he did leave
The doctor said, "You're almost dead.
Don't eat green bananas no more."
The sick little monkey groaned and said,
"But that's what I 1-2 the 3-4."
from The Monkey--Shel Silverstein
[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 05-06-2000).]