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David2
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since 2000-03-22

Posts 407

0 posted 2000-05-04 08:40 PM

A Tale in Limericks

My friend had a girl who did pout,
cause she happened to be rather stout.
“I was hoping that you knew,
where I could buy mu-mus,
So at last she’d agree to go out.”

I told him I hadn’t a clue,
But he dashed out the door as on cue.
To the store then he went,
Where he bought her a tent,
Which was certainly not what to do.

But he gave it to her anyway,
And wow, did the sparks start to spray!
When she hit him real hard,
With a bucket of lard,
He was out for the rest of the day!

He awoke with a lump on his head,
On the floor where there once was a bed.
She had taken his stuff,
Then stormed out in a huff,
And the note that she left said drop dead!

The moral by now should be clear,
when she asks what you think of her rear,
as quick as you can,
respond like a man.
My goodness you’re beautiful dear!

Marge Tindal

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since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

1 posted 2000-05-04 09:50 PM

David~
This is certainly different.
Hmmmmm ! Cute !
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com

Denise

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

2 posted 2000-05-05 04:25 PM

ROFL

Denise

Temptress

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Member Rara Avis

since 1999-06-15

Posts 7136
Mobile, AL

3 posted 2000-05-06 04:12 AM

LOL! Delightful!

Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau"

tracie66
Member Elite

since 2000-01-18

Posts 4713
Australia

4 posted 2000-05-06 04:39 AM

This was excellent...LOL what a great time I had reading this..Thanks

Tracie~

Love is the life of the soul...
It is the harmony of the universe

netswan
Senior Member

since 2000-03-28

Posts 1369
Washington

5 posted 2000-05-07 03:36 AM

LOL LOL David. This has to go back to
the top.

Thanks ------am laughing ---

netswan

Nan

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

6 posted 2000-05-07 08:55 AM

ROTFLMAO... If it's any consolation - women have to do the same - Flattery gets us everywhere, doesn't it??

Nice to see you're so versatile, my friend... Did you happen to notice the current workshop is on sonnets???

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