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I Love You...from wayoutwalt@crazy.yuh....(virus attached)

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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 05-04-2000 06:58 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for wayoutwalt

Would it most likely make you mad
If I made light of the day youíve had
Would it make you good and oínery
If I said it smooth like ole Sean Connery

But since the words they so often fail
Iíve sent it here in attached e-mail
Iíve tried to be the romantic poet
But in words itís hard to let you know it

So I wired ten grand off to E-Bay
Theyíll let you buy what eíer you say
Merlin Olsen is at your door
A dozen roses and many more

The desires you wish on the net
A click and Iíll happily get
Donít wait too long if you love me
My cards are maxed and nothingís free

I love the net and donít watch the time
I bought you plenty here in rhyme
But I love you I do I really do!
With all thatís good and all thatís true

But I see this e-mailís not been read
So I must move on this I dread
Been putting I Love Youís in the trash
I think Iíll read themÖ.(((((Computer Crash)))))



†The doctor said, "You're almost dead.
Don't eat green bananas no more."
The sick little monkey groaned and said,
"But that's what I 1-2 the 3-4."
from The Monkey--Shel Silverstein




[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 05-04-2000).]
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netswan
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1 posted 05-04-2000 07:10 PM       View Profile for netswan   Email netswan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit netswan's Home Page   View IP for netswan

LOL WayoutWalt.  Had to open your poem
to see what it is like to be loved
by you ----)

Cute ------

netswan
Mistikman
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2 posted 05-04-2000 07:16 PM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

hehe, Excellent work walt, I doubt many could have so skillfully incorporated the latest virus into a poem so sweet  
Alicat
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3 posted 05-04-2000 07:19 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

ROFL!!!  I heard about this virus...this poem is too cute!!!


Heheheheehe...WoW, you always have a odd way with words and thoughts...yet another reason why I love to read your stuff.  

Alicat
wayoutwalt
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4 posted 05-04-2000 09:54 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

hehehe yuh

 The doctor said, "You're almost dead.
Don't eat green bananas no more."
The sick little monkey groaned and said,
"But that's what I 1-2 the 3-4."
from The Monkey--Shel Silverstein
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5 posted 05-04-2000 10:37 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL, you've got great talent, Walt!  Yep, this made sense to me, and was excellent!  I enjoyed it a lot.  

 *Krista Knutson*

"Lonliness is the human condition."
*Mark Twain, in the book "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"*
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6 posted 05-04-2000 11:20 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Walt! DUDE!!

You're killing me here man!!  This is great!!  I know that I can always count on you to give me a laugh!!

Great poem!!

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 That which gives light must endure burning
--Victor Frankl

Poet deVine
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7 posted 05-04-2000 11:23 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

LOL.....this is not funny!!!! LOL..ok it is!! LOL
wayoutwalt
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8 posted 05-05-2000 04:41 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

and now there's another virus here is a joke for you from (insert friendly person here) dont open it!!
Nan
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9 posted 05-05-2000 07:31 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I DIDN'T OPEN THIS - I DIDN'T - IT JUST SORT OF OPENED ITSELF - YEP THAT'S IT - IT OPENED ITSELF!!!...
wayoutwalt
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10 posted 05-05-2000 10:24 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

no one has sent any i love you's to me sniff
X Angel
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11 posted 05-05-2000 11:21 AM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

Oh My god Walt! I saw that email from you in my box and I never opened it!
*sigh*
ahh well such is life
*smiles*
this was GREAT! (said like Tony the T!)
~X~
PhaerieChild
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12 posted 05-05-2000 03:13 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

This is so funny! Thanks for the laugh. No one sent me any I love you's either, but in this case I considered myself lucky.

 Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

Shawna R. Holder
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devina
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13 posted 05-06-2000 02:30 AM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

This was more than just right on Walt...can I say I love you??? G* Sad but true...for the first time I'm hoping not to see it in my mailbox!!!! Very creative dearie!!!

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...

wayoutwalt
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14 posted 05-06-2000 11:04 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

thank yuh yuh i am loved sigh
WhtDove
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15 posted 05-08-2000 05:09 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Woohoo! The I love you virus! Way to go Walt!
Never would have thought of something like this! Fantastico dude  
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