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Cutie Putootie
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since 2000-01-20
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0 posted 2000-05-03 05:21 PM



When my prayers are early said
     Who tucked me in my little bed
          And spanked my butt 'till it was red,
        
                                        My Mother

Who lifted me from my cozy cot
    And sat me on an icy-cold pot
          And made me pee if I could or not,


                                        My Mother

And when the morning light had come
     In my little crib I sucked my thumb
          Who wiped my tiny mouth some,


                                        My Mother

Who did my hair so neatly part
     And press me gently to her heart,
          And sometimes squeeze me 'till I fart,


                                        My Mother

Who looked at me with eyebrows down
     And gave me a really bad frown
          When in my Sunday pants was something brown,


                                        My Mother

When at night the bed did squeak
     And I raised my head to take a peek
         Who yelled at me to go to sleep,


                                        My Mother



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TerryW
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since 2000-03-23
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1 posted 2000-05-03 05:42 PM


Cutie,
     This is a very cute poem.  You made me laugh for the first time today!   Thank you!

 ~you reached inside, you touched my heart,
and I am all the better for it~
Terry A. Woodson, Jr.

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Hurricane Alley
2 posted 2000-05-03 07:44 PM


LOL..cute! As a mom, I can relate.. loved it...
Cutie Putootie
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3 posted 2000-05-03 10:23 PM


Thanks guys!
Denise
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4 posted 2000-05-04 11:45 AM


Ahhhh, this is funny and precious!

Denise

Cutie Putootie
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5 posted 2000-05-04 05:16 PM


Thanks  
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