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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 2000-05-02 03:55 PM


My wife said pursue me

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I chased her down I-Twenty
Doing a hundred and ten I sped
My, the cop beat me so plenty
Why? I was forced to scratch my head

My wife said pursue me

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I chased her around the grocery store
A ten cart pile up in the food court
Straws and spoons spilled on the floor
Yet no fatalities to report

My wife said pursue me

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I gave her a minute’s full head start
Then picked some flowers; Binaca sprayed
Bought on clearance a valentine’s heart
But to my surprise she gladly stayed

My wife said pursue me

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I for once let her have her talk
Saying women want to be chased
If they say they are gonna walk
So I grabbed her close without haste

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 The doctor said, "You're almost dead.
Don't eat green bananas no more."
The sick little monkey groaned and said,
"But that's what I 1-2 the 3-4."
from The Monkey--Shel Silverstein


[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 05-02-2000).]

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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
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1 posted 2000-05-02 04:28 PM


Hi there.
Puzzling isn't it?
You always bring a smile to my face.


 Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau"

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
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2 posted 2000-05-02 08:20 PM


You grabbed her and didn't get slapped? LOL j/k
I'm glad ya did that Walt! I bet you are too aren't ya now?

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Our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.


wayoutwalt
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3 posted 2000-05-02 11:15 PM


yuh hehehe yuh we came to a yuh right agreement
Meadowmuse
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4 posted 2000-05-03 12:32 PM


Very cute, Walt...hope your shoe strings were tied...  

~ Claire

 Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau

devina
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Cali
5 posted 2000-05-03 02:54 AM


This was adorable Walt...I can see that your wife finally smacked you hard enough to clear that head of yours!!!LOL But now that you've got the right idea...I won't lecture you with my ruler!! Take care hun!!!

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...


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