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Another Bad Poem Set Around One Single Pun
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Another Bad Poem Set Around One Single Pun |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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I have developed quite a skip I never have to tie my shoes I can walk and never trip In that a guy can never loose I don’t mind the girls watching me They must think that I’m all that I got a walk that’s fancy free And I never once fallen flat I like to make a groaning pun In that I am a silly wretch If my girl likes my shoes undone Does it mean I’m a shoestring catch The doctor said, "You're almost dead. Don't eat green bananas no more." The sick little monkey groaned and said, "But that's what I 1-2 the 3-4." from The Monkey--Shel Silverstein |
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
ROFL... Walt, you definately are "All That"...and then some... Thanks for the early morning laugh... Michael |
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DiObear Member
since 2000-04-30
Posts 66Switzerland |
Really enjoyed reading this! DiObear |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Perhaps it means that she is smiling because you are so coordinated??  Loved this fun undone pun! ~ Claire Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Walt you'll have to teach me how to do that one! I can't say my middle name is Grace, and I don't even have to have my shoelaces untied to trip and fall  <*\\\>< Our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become. |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
hehehe one time in jr high i had some wierd shoes looked like the weaving on a baseball glove so some guy said that looks like a baseball mitt yuh so i says to him and get this yuh i made a shoestring catch yuh hhehehe i made the prettiest girl in school laugh till she snorted o yuh those were the days o yuh |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
LOL I dunno walt, seems to me that bad poems can be some of the best, specially when im in a crappy mood, thanks a mil |
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